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[Decepticon]

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Sorry, on phone

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[ResonKinetic]

 Eric and Ephialtes
    - an amazing romance
by Reson

Eric Hartman is a masculine, manly and intelligent programmer from Africa. His life is going nowhere until he meets Ephialtes , a robust, muscular man with a passion for games.

Eric takes an instant disliking to Ephialtes and the ugly and nasty ways he learnt during his years in Antarctica.

However, when a Glass tries to screw Eric, Ephialtes springs to the rescue. Eric begins to notices that Ephialtes is actually rather loving at heart.

But, the pressures of Ephialtes's job as a designer leave him blind to Eric's affections and Eric takes up jizzing to try and distract himself.

Finally, when rude fashion model, Rotondo , threatens to come between them, Ephialtes has to act fast. But will they ever find the amazing love that they deserve?

"I love the bit where a Glass tries to screw Eric - nearly fell off my seat."
- Hit the Spoof

[IronMelon]

Another one.

 cigarette doofenstein Investigates
    - a crime thriller
by someone no one knows.

Mangled asses have been turning up all over in someones ass and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a autism, and still nobody has a clue who the smart killer is.

cigarette van doofenstein is an autistic and rapetastic Gaylord with a fondness for having love. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the happy killer.

When his mother, Annabelle Thunder, is kidnapped, cigarette doofenstein finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a fockin` large m8 sausage.

He enlists the help of an brown townly Rape victim called mc virginston.

Can virginston help doofenstein overcome his Gayness addiction and find the answers before the fast killer and his deadly autism strike again?
Praise for cigarette doofenstein Investigates
"cigarette doofenstein is the best detective ever. A passion for having love and Gayness is something we all can relate to."
- The Daily Tale
"About as scary as a minute ant, but cigarette doofenstein Investigates does deliver an important message about the dangers of a autism."
- Enid Kibbler
"As always, an brown townly Rape victim makes the best sidekick."
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."

[Night Fox]

    - In the style of Katy Perry
by Kyle Perry

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, snake in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I sucked a richard and I liked it
The taste of its moist jizz
I sucked a richard just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I sucked a richard and I liked it
I liked it

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[Bacon Pancakes]

your own moist stories

Sorry if this "joke" has already been said

[Couatl]

We don't want language like that on our site.

Problem words: really loving messed up, homo, vagina, rapist

Please go back and change your choices.

damnit

[Car Selling Pyro]

All For Snoop
    - a thug life novel
by Dr. Dre
24-year-old Biggie Smalls had given up on his life's ambition to become a thug.

However, at a Civil Rights Movement he discovers some white successful businessmen trying to kill his entrepreneur  homie, Snoop Dogg, and he decides it's time for change.

In need of some guns and black brothers, rad and phat Biggie pops to Compton for a bit of shopping.

Having led a wiggity-wack life, Biggie finds himself unable to find black brothers in Compton. So he sets out to acquire some black brothers from jail instead.

Soon, he has all the black brothers he needs and begins secretly applying for thug jobs. He soon realises that white successful businessmen plan to sabotage his new career prospects and decides to take action.

However, the end of the world approaches, and time is running out for Biggie. He is left with two options: stop the white successful businessmen in one hour, or allow the world to end in a ball of fire.




yes

[Trogtor]

[Char]

by Mister Master Mister

It was a communist day accentuated by the socialist haboob. It was hard to believe that in a few moments, I would suffer a conservative death.

I was enjoying chattering ignorantly as Skate drank scientifically, like a creationist elephant slicing gayly.

The vending machine had communist buttons and a socialist display. It didn't look dangerous. Not even its capitalist coin chute warned me of my fate. I should have sensed the danger in its drink display.

I can still vividly recall the coin coming down on my solar plexus like a liberal wallet - KABLOOIE. My life slipped away.

Only dearest Sammy wept.

by Mastress Mister Mattress

Mangled ulner nerves have been turning up all over Qatar and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a children's trading card, and still nobody has a clue who the Juche-ist killer is.

Mister Al Lah is a normal and cool Politician with a fondness for Canadian pennies. She doesn't know it yet but she is the only one who can stop the communist killer.

When her political advisor, Sam Slam, is kidnapped, Mister Lah finds herself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a unwieldy ant hill.

She enlists the help of an awesome Propaganda Administer called Bu Dha.

Can Dha help Lah overcome her Solitaire addiction and find the answers before the capitalist killer and his deadly children's trading card strike again?

I really love putting in adjectives of political ideologies.

[Boston Terrier]

Ducks Sound Better With You

Truly Madly Ducky

Your Ducky Heart

You've Lost That Ducky Feeling

Quack I Have Become

Like a Quack

Great Ducks of Quack

Every Quack You Take

Amazing Duckso

Gonna Make You Duck

Late Night Quack

Total Eclipse of the Quack

It Hurts To Shoot Ducks From Your Quack, But It's Necessary

Duck - It is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have

Duckso Broke My Heart At Duckville

Nice Weather For Ducks

[Buu]

10/10

[Subpixel]

Galactic loving dumb Rocket L Wars
    - a science fiction novel
by Zapk
A long, long time ago in a loving dumb, loving dumb galaxy...

After leaving the stupid planet Blockland, a group of people fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a handicapped, space school.

Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Bharath Pacnet, a homoloveual user capable of trolling and even phishing.

Terrified, a fake troll known as Johnny Rotondo flees the Empire, with his protector, Eric Hartman.

They head for ACM City on the planet RTB. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Hartman uses his loving dumb Rocket L to defend Johnny.

Hartman and Troll Johnny decide it's time to leave RTB and steal a Jeep to shoot their way out.

They encounter a tribe of ogres. Hartman is attacked and the troll is captured by the ogres and taken back to ACM City.

Hartman must fight to save Troll Johnny but when he accidentally unearths a gay brick, the entire future of the loving dumb, stupid galaxy is at stake.

[Char]

this is about 2.27 times more amusing than it should be

by Martyr Mister Misstress

In a 11th story basement there lived a neo-national socialist, anti-Semetic elephant named Dha Bu. Not a socialist capitalist, communist 11th story basement, filled with bottle caps and a Marxist smell, nor yet an anarchist, libertarian, conservative 11th story basement with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was an elephant-11th story basement, and that means nothing.

One day, after a troubling visit from the penguin Lah Al, Dha leaves her 11th story basement and sets out in search of three Stalinist plush toys. A quest undertaken in the company of ants, bees and mean kittens.

In the search for the penguin-guarded plush toys, Dha Bu surprises even herself with her magical thinking and skill as a quantum physicist.

During her travels, Dha rescues a coaster, an heirloom belonging to Lah. But when Lah refuses to try prancing, their friendship is over.

However, Lah is wounded at the Battle of Nonary and the two reconcile just before Dha engages in some serious prancing.

Dha accepts one of the three Stalinist plush toys and returns home to her 11th story basement a very wealthy elephant.

by Master Misser Mistler

The terrible, atheist town of Mister Rheous' Town holds a secret.

Max Mighty has the perfect life working as a statistician in the city and Russian roulette with his magic girlfriend, Dale Diner.

However, when he finds a moist birdhouse in his cellar, he begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the Mighty family.

A 9/11 leaves Max with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to communist Mister Rheous' Town to find some answers.

At first the people of Mister Rheous' Town are capitalist and Marxist. He is intrigued by the curiously catatonic global warming denier, Donovan Diver. However, after he introduces him to hard FreeCell, Max slowly finds himself drawn into a web of stealing the town's ice cream supply, punching kids in the face because they have Double-Stuf Oreos and perhaps, even petting a dog.

Can Max resist the charms of Donovan Diver and uncover the secret of the moist birdhouse before it's too late, or will his demise become yet another Mister Rheous' Town legend?

[Decepticon]

Beautiful and Strong
    - an amazing romance
by Me

Beautiful Aryan is a blonde, strong and great S.S. from Germany. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Strong S.S. Man, an amazing, great man with a passion for blonde hair.

Beautiful takes an instant disliking to Strong and the imperfect and dirty ways he learnt during his years in Berlin.

However, when a Jew tries to steal Beautiful, Strong springs to the rescue. Beautiful begins to notices that Strong is actually rather strong at heart.

But, the pressures of Strong's job as a Oberführer leave him blind to Beautiful's affections and Beautiful takes up blue eyes to try an distract himself.

Finally, when unsuperior ghetto resident, Dirty Jew, threatens to come between them, Strong has to act fast. But will they ever find the amazing love that they deserve?

[Nasoa]

They looked at each other with soft feelings, like two pretty, pleasant penguins rumbling at a very sticky coronation, which had Neo-Zimbabwean Hip-Hop Fusion music playing in the background and two destructive uncles groping to the beat.