have love with her boyfriend to get her jealous
this was by far the greatest piece of advice in this entire thread
I'm an older brother with an autistic brother who acts like a little stuff
why do I have to include the autistic part?
he conveniently forgets all the stuff he does. If our sweet little grandmother says something that isn't 100% correct, he runs his mouth "ACTUALLy SEASTARS ARE ENDANGERED BECAUSE OF DRILLING IN THE DESERT!!"
Nothing he says is ever true, it's always what he heard from videogames or what he misunderstood from science/history channel, and he makes an ass out of himself and practically shouts it at you.
To my understanding, you are the younger brother. I am in no position to sympathize with you for that exact reason. Do you do anything that aggravates her? Perhaps just don't do anything to her and see where that goes.
What might be amusing, on that note, is not doing anything at all. If she hits you, continue what you were doing. She could be seeking a reaction, and not giving her that may put her into a tard-rage "WHY ARENT YOU WHINING!?"
idk man girls are weird, they got them cooties and stuff