My sister has been being a douche lately.

[Hansome duded]

I'm serious. Every time I talk to her or ask her a question she ends up smacking me hard in the face for no reason. Sometimes she just comes out of nowhere and smacks me. When I ask her what's wrong with her, she has this half-assed excuse like "You're too fat, that's why I smacked you". She's been doing this for awhile now. In my mind I'm like "u wot m8?".

/discuss

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[Mrmii21]

inb4she'sonherperiod

[Jairo]

she's just fighting against the patriarchy

go tell your parents

[Kobewarrior]

maybe try to get skinnier

[Tokthree]

Been being

[Brickitect]

She's on her period.

[Hansome duded]

maybe try to get skinnier

that's not the problem, she makes an excuse even when I fix whatever is wrong with me.

inb4she'sonherperiod

must be a really long period, this has gone on for a year now.

she's just fighting against the patriarchy

go tell your parents

it never works, she does it even when told to fak off

[SimpleFish]

Maybe she's going through something she doesn't want to talk about, maybe try asking her again another time.

EDIT: Echoes said making brownies, you could make brownies or something like that for her. That would be nice.

[Echoes]

make her brownies, man

offer marijuanas if possible?

[dudeman162]

Hit her back.

[Hansome duded]

make her brownies, man

She's on a diet; she'll refuse them and go eat a chocolate bar later.

Hit her back.

I did that once but probably did it too hard, so she raged on me. I smacked her once and had to camp in the bathroom for an hour.

[Mrmii21]

She's on her period.

CALLED IT

[Blockzillahead]

when girls like boys they hit them

your sister wants your richard

[Echoes]

when girls like boys they hit them

your sister wants your richard

[Tokthree]

Sister is obviously a tsundere and she's hitting you because you look at other women.

Just like in my Japanese animes.