Okay, I told my mom when she came home and she just chuckled at me :/ Anyways its under my desk lamp heating up right now so It should be fine. The good thing is that we have Xfinity so my dad can just change the channel with his Iphone.
He can tell lies or pin the blame on his sister like a responsible, wholesome human being. Even if his parents find out they'll be too proud of him to beat him upside the head, it's absolutely a win/win scenario.
Are you stupid or something?
Oh, you're right now that I think about it. After all, it is his sister's fault for leaving the bucket of water out, right? Just blame the whole thing on her. She's the one that dropped the remote in there. No need to get caught up in the details.
My sisters older than me so I would probably get knifed in my sleep if I did that. Kinda my fault for having a Chinese Army Knife next to my bed. And BTW My younger sisters 17, I'm 18 and my older sister's 21
It's as easy as that, don't even need to use rice to summon some of those damned Asians
what am I Mr. Clean?
What if OP put on a remote costume? I think that would trick his parents into thinking everything is alright until he finds a suitable replacement
What am I lady Gag Gag
Smear human feces on the wall right inside from which ever door they are going to enter through. The stuff on the wall will distract them from the tv remote.
Ew
