Gotta love the smell of Medical-grade disinfectants in the morning.

[eboyblue10]

i went to the hospital like once to get x-rays

i had a trip to this medical place down the street for hand x-rays although i don't think that counts

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[TheABELBOTO]

i had to go in 1st grade for appendicitis. all a really remember was screaming through the night, flavored anesthesia, the iv hurting like a bitch, and i had explosive diarrhea and stuff all over the floor. also they put really big pills up my butt a few times and i cried and tried to fight a nurse.

oh god I remember getting my appendix removed.

i swear if we were to ever evolve again that'd be the first thing to go.

[Ceist]

colonoscopy
multilple migraines leading to either narcotic injections or me throwing up.
that's about it. I haven't stayed in the hospital for more than a day or two.

[danisaac5]

I get stressed about the smallest things, like I just tore a toenail horizontally about halfway and didn't notice. I've never had to go to hospital for injury, but I sprained my ankle a few years ago and it clicks if I move it in a certain way.

[XR-7]

I know I posted in carolcat's MRI thread about it but I also had that CAT scan at a hospital due to giant bulges in my abdomen visible externally. Turned out my intestines were bogged down from constipation.

But luckily I've never broken bones, gotten horribly sick, or needed surgeries.

[Niff]

ive never been hospitalized
wtf

[SlayerZ99]

some times that i've been to the hospital

Broken Wrist

Some weird sickness (severe throwing up and diarrhea that lasted 3 weeks or so. got bloodwork done but they couldnt figure it out and it just spontaneously stop. though i still get it once in a while but it only last a day or 2.)

Stitches because i fell and smacked my head

MRI for my back

And hopefully getting the mole on my back removed.

[Planr]

you've never heard of suppositories before?

no, i havent

[Jaxx]

no, i havent

basically there's a direct line to metabolization and the bloodstream by going in rectally, since you're bypassing the whole digestion process. morons do the same thing with alcohol to get drunk quicker.

[Planr]

basically there's a direct line to metabolization and the bloodstream by going in rectally, since you're bypassing the whole digestion process. morons do the same thing with alcohol to get drunk quicker.

so i assume then that whatever sort of "food" they are putting into you, its in some way or another not needing to be digested? i would assume that shoving lasagna in a pill then forcing it into your colon is not gonna go over well.

[XR-7]

I thought a suppository was solely used as a quick acting laxative by rectal insertion (I've had them).

Is it just a general term for a "rectal entry" device?

[Skig²]

Hospitalized when I was 4 when I had really bad stomach cramps or something. I got to ride in an ambulance. Turned out to be something small but I don't remember

I had an MRI for no reason since it was at my dad's work and we were the only ones in the department

Had to have a hydrocele checked out a few months ago. It was a strange experience

[Isjix]

I went to one all day from my stomach giving me issues I think it was acid reflux, I think I was 9 or 10
i'm over it now tho so yaaa

[Becquerel]

You guys got some interesting stories. Anyway Im discharged so Im locking the thread now. Thanks guys.