Have you had any serious injuries in your life?

[Donro98]

I've broken my arm, and I have gotten a stick lodged underneath my eye. That was fun.

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[XR-7]

i cut the area under my eye
still got a scar :(
on the bright side i look like a movie villian

You just can't wait to be king.

[sir dooble]

Cut palm on a smashed glass, bruised ligaments by twisting and falling on my ankle, cut open the area on the side between my thumb and index finger on the hole left from a knot knocked out of a piece of wood on a railing.

[WhoStole MahCar]

I crashed into a cute girl while riding on my bike down a really steep hill,
Then we dated.

[Blockaium]

3 years ago i died

[Ten-Speed]

one time i got a stick lodged in my left hand for two weeks, almost went completely through my hand.
barely missed the tendons and nerves and stuff

[Space1255]

I also stabbed myself in the hand with a sharp-ass pencil, and it left a mark with the graphite like, a year ago.
The graphite is still in my hand, but it doesn't hurt.

I stabbed my hand with a pencil in the first grade pretending to be a drummer.

You can still see the scar in my right palm.

[Dodger]

Dislocated Knee without realizing it, just thought my leg hurt really bad

Tried standing up (spoilers: HURT LIKE forget)

[Malleo100]

I once got bounced off an air mattress into a wall head first when I was 9

[Blockaium]

I once got bounced off an air mattress into a wall head first when I was 9

im sorry, no offense but those incidents are always funny. at least until you find out the injuries.

[XR-7]

I didn't really get "hurt" in this incident, but I was touring the National Weather Service buildings near St Louis. It was sunny, maybe 85 degrees. My dad and I got to talking to a meteorologist about career planning for me, and the discussion went on for about half an hour. All this time I was standing in the sun and had not even had a sip of water/liquid for the entire day and the time was almost 4pm.

Finally, the tour started and we went inside the air conditioned building. The entire group of maybe 30-40 people crammed themselves into a tiny room while the tour guide was going through the introduction. After a few minutes, I just suddenly felt an overwhelming hatred and loathing for everyone and everything in the room. I hated the guy in front of me. I hated the calendar. I hated the light coming in the windows. I hated the tour guide. I hated everything.

I then started to feel nauseated and lightheaded.

I turned to my mom who was standing behind me and said, "I...need to get out of here."

She instantly got a worried look on her face because I'd normally not say anything like that and said, "Why? What are you talking about?"

Me: "I need to get out now. I...feel weird."

I started to walk out the door with her leaving the tour. She followed. Suddenly, I was on my back on the floor with a giant group of people surrounding me and both parents in my face. Apparently, I passed out and went face first into a window and landed on the floor.

It only left a small green bruise on my forehead, but it was more embarrassing than painful.

[Biostorm]

I got a paper cut once.