Yosher's Spider CrCIA

[Nomel]

Natural Selection, if a spider which is a natural enemy to humans by instinct, is clearly visible in the middle of a room, it deserves to be annihilated IMO.

no you're supposed to let the dumber ones survive so the next generation is easier to deal with

[Ad Bot]

[WaterOre]

the lawnmower doesn't seem to kill them.

can't the spider just duck under the lawnmower blades? maybe try taking a machete to it?

Edit: This is my leet post. Hooray!

[HellHound]

the lawnmower doesn't seem to kill them.

Giant Radioactive Spiders From Planet X. Seven.

[Destroyer]

I don't even mind bugs, but I hate spiders, they are the exception. They are kill on sight.

[XR-7]

Giant Radioactive Spiders From Planet X R Seven.

[AtlasBlue]

you couldn't just get a jar or something and catch it in there instead of killing it

[carolcat]

Government drowns most likely. Could also be a brown recluse.

i haven't seen many large brown recluses lately and the big spoidahs don't have the proper patterning on them.

but i'm not too scared of spiders, they're pretty common down here (especially brown recluses). you can find them hiding in shower curtains, dead in your bed, having love in your doorway, crawling out of the tub drain, living under an unused heating pad, and building nests in your shoes (all of these have happened to me unfortunately)

[ResonKinetic]

i haven't seen many large brown recluses lately and the big spoidahs don't have the proper patterning on them.

but i'm not too scared of spiders, they're pretty common down here (especially brown recluses). you can find them hiding in shower curtains, dead in your bed, having love in your doorway, crawling out of the tub drain, living under an unused heating pad, and building nests in your shoes (all of these have happened to me unfortunately)

you can come live with me

we don't get spiders like that in my area <3

[Harm94]

BEN confirmed for president.

I meant Drones, but whatevs.

[Boink!]

for some reason ants just love hanging out on my front porch
one time I came home and there was HUGE 4 plate sized ant piles just kind of chilling, luckily there was ant spray that killed on contact in my reaches

[Bomb Kirby]

Surely I am not the only person who now wants to make a video game called Yosher's Spider CrCIA.

[XR-7]

i haven't seen many large brown recluses lately and the big spoidahs don't have the proper patterning on them.

but i'm not too scared of spiders, they're pretty common down here (especially brown recluses). you can find them hiding in shower curtains, dead in your bed, having love in your doorway, crawling out of the tub drain, living under an unused heating pad, and building nests in your shoes (all of these have happened to me unfortunately)

As well as skydiving onto people's heads.

[Electrk.]

i haven't seen many large brown recluses lately and the big spoidahs don't have the proper patterning on them.

but i'm not too scared of spiders, they're pretty common down here (especially brown recluses). you can find them hiding in shower curtains, dead in your bed, having love in your doorway, crawling out of the tub drain, living under an unused heating pad, and building nests in your shoes (all of these have happened to me unfortunately)

forget that
how do you live