No idea how to tell this story properly so I'm going to do it in the form of a greentext.
>be me
>be in my room
>browsing the internet
>suddenly hear my mom scream through the music
>run downstairs, think i'm in trouble or something
>she says "LOOK" with a frightened look on her face and she points to the floor
>there is is
>an australia-ass spider sitting there
>legit as big as the e r t y, d f g h, c v b n and spacebar on qwerty keyboards
>kinda stressing the forget out
>i hate bugs. all of them. i hate everything that is small, fast and has more than 4 appendages
>calmly walk towards vaccuum cleaner
>mom doesn't give a stuff and goes into full attack mode immediately, dropping a large book on it, but it runs and we both freak the forget out
>we spend a good 7 minutes searching for it armed with a flashlight, vaccuum cleaner and insect spray
>we find it chilling with all the internet cables
>after a 1 minute battle, i end the spider's reign of terror as i hear his body slamming against the vaccuum cleaner's insides
>it was also poisoned from the insect spray
>and my mom vaccuumed a bunch of dust afterwards so it would choke to death
>is it alive?
>is it dead?
>we may or may not find out later
Needed to share this, stuff was scary as forget. Yeah, call me a pusillanimous individual but this ain't Australia so I'm not used to seeing big spiders like that one. Was honestly convinced it was poisonous and it piggybacked on some banana imports from whatever tropical country they come from.
