Let's define a standard for the "Hurtz" - the measurement of pain

[Blockaium]

red hot needle pulled from the flames hammered in under all fingernails - (you decide, idk jonestly)

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[XR-7]

[img]http://waynesword.palomar.edu/images2/SchmidtIndex.gif[/i mg]
An entomologist by the name of John O. Schmidt made a chart out of how painful insect stings are. How would this convert into Hrtz?

Dang.

We need more charts like this. This is interesting.

that is absolutely tiny

You might see the joke arriving on Halley's Comet next time it comes around.

[Foxscotch]

You might see the joke arriving on Halley's Comet next time it comes around.

it isn't a particularly good joke. is it actually supposed to be funny?

[XR-7]

it isn't a particularly good joke. is it actually supposed to be funny?

Maybe to a humorous person.

[WhoStole MahCar]

I think this needs to be settled to avoid misunderstanding, i have provided my proposition:


First climax of the Hour               Second climax of the Hour               Third climax of the Hour               Fourth climax of the Hour               Fifth climax of the Hour (For the real man)
                |-----------------------------------------|----------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------|---------------------------------------------------|
           -1mhtz                                            0mhtz                                         500khtz                                             1mhtz                                                         3mhtz



If you wish to single handedly experience 3mhtz but are not capable of 5 climaxs in an hour, i recommend http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Nicki_Minaj_Pink_Friday_490.jpg?ggnoads
I am unsure if this scale applies to women.

[Nomel]

being put inside a bronze bull under a fire and roasted
now here's something that i genuinly thinks would be a megahurtz

[XR-7]

https://lane.stanford.edu/portals/cvicu/HCP_Neuro_Tab_4/0-10_Pain_Scale.pdf

"Unimaginable unspeakable"

[Redconer]

Papercut is 100 khtz

[Mr Queeba]

MEGA BUMP
Canker Sore (I have one at the time of writing) 1000 Hurtz

[dkamm65]

Cluster headache = 1GHz.

[hillkill]

am i the only one who thinks hurtz isnt valid since pain is neurological, therefore unmeasurable to a degree? or am i just an idiot as usual?

[XR-7]

On this scale that I posted almost two months ago, the worst I've ever felt was a 7.