Poll

whats your schedule to beat the bishop?

daily
bi-daily
twicedaily
twice weekly
i'm a loving liar

Author Topic: how often do you beat it?  (Read 3098 times)

I like to wank it in the middle of a pentagram covered with the blood of my neighbors first born son.

So basically once or twice a day.
your neighbors are loving busy


Beatin up the bishop

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OT: none, what the forget is wrong with you guys
im waiting for the real deal if you know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i was going to make a michael jackson joke but doughboy and autobahn already made them

damn it



i shake hands with the one eyed milkman

I tear off the goats foreskin once every two days.





I masturbate right after.

Once or twice a day, sometimes more on weekends


Every time I read the title, I think of the song.



Every time I read the title, I think of the song.
no one wants to be defeated