Blue Monday

[Blocky943]

You get bizarre looks when you pull up e621. When you start beating your meat, there are some audible groans of disgust. You then proceed to jump out of the airplane, or leave. You splat on the ground, dead.
GAME OVER
Reset accepted.

DAMN IT

[Ad Bot]

[blockguy™]

Go to your hotel or place of residence.

[Eden]

Go to your hotel or place of residence.

"We should just go back to the hotel," you say.
"Nah, come on! Let's get a bite to eat," your friend says.
No getting out of this one, you think to yourself.

cop a feel

then seduce your friend ;)

You grab your friend's ass. She slaps you, hard. Shocked from the slap, you fall over into the street. Your head is run over by a redneck in a pickup truck.
GAME OVER
Reset accepted.

Firehouse Subs.

"I think we'll just go to the Firehouse Subs," your friend tells Miranda.
"Alright then! See y'all soon!" Miranda yells, before starting up her bus and driving away.
You roll your eyes and cross the street to Firehouse Subs.
LATER
As you eat your giant Hook & Ladder sub, you hear a strange noise at the door.
"The hell?" a man in the restaurant mumbles.
BAM! The door is kicked open. A man waving around a Mac-10 fires all throughout the sub shop.
"stuff! Get down!" your friend shouts.
Those are her last words. The killer fires a round straight into her brains. Panicking to yourself but still quiet, you hide under your table. Thankfully, the killer doesn't notice you and heads into the cook's room. As he passes you, you notice that he looks incredibly similar to you. Plaid shirt, blue jeans, even the clean cut brown hair. The only difference is that your shirt is blue and his is green.
You are still hiding under your seat. What do you do?

Inventory
1. Casual clothing
2. Around the World in Eighty Days
3. Wallet ($129)
4. iPhone 6
5. Half-Eaten Sandwich

[Zoltan]

snap his neck
if that doesnt work hit him with your wallet

[Zharthon]

get out of cover and hit the killer with an rko outta nowhere.

[Space1255]

Cast Nosferatu and drain his life force

[tber123]

Grab a nearby knife from a table and prepare to slit his throat with it.

[Eden]

snap his neck
if that doesnt work hit him with your wallet

get out of cover and hit the killer with an rko outta nowhere.

Cast Nosferatu and drain his life force

Grab a nearby knife from a table and prepare to slit his throat with it.

You grab a knife and run into the cook's room. Ready to attack, you are surprised when you find him on the ground.
"What the hell happened?" you think out loud.
Suddenly, you hear a response from what you thought was a dead cook.
"Huuuuk...he attacked...I...I disarmed him. The gun...it..." the cook wheezes out. He looks terrible, he's covered in scars and is spitting up blood. Before you can ask him about the gun, he croaks. You shut his eyes out of respect.
You jog out of the restaurant to call the police. To your surprise, they are already there.
"FREEZE!" a cop shouts.
It turns out one of the customers called the police before he died, describing the killer. The police are confusing you for him. What do you do?

Inventory
1. Casual clothing
2. Around the World in Eighty Days
3. Wallet ($129)
4. iPhone 6
5. Half-Eaten Sandwich

[Electrk.]

cop a feel

[blockguy™]

Tell them that the killer is inside, and he is dead.

[Space1255]

Cast Nosferatu and drain his life force

[Maelstrom]

Don't resist and submit, telling them to go inside and that there are people that need medical attention.

[Mr Noobler]

quickly loot your friend's body
wot wrong idea

-snip-

stuff that wont even work good

go into the shoP and play dead
(put some blood on yourself of course)