Author Topic: Blue Monday  (Read 1517 times)

You are on a plane. A friend of yours is sitting next to you. She is taking a nap. You have a laptop in your lap. There is another hour left in the flight to Hoff City. What do you do?
Inventory
1. Casual clothing
2. Laptop
3. Around the World in Eighty Days
4. Wallet ($129)
5. Luggage (Above you in storage)

ALLAHU ACKBAR, KILL THE PILOTS AND FLY TO THE NEAREST SKYSCRAPER.

Turn on laptop. Angle yourself so that your back points towards the wall nearest to you. Proceed to browse e621.

Turn on laptop. Angle yourself so that your back points towards the wall nearest to you. Proceed to browse e621.

then jack off and leave.

Boot up computer and play minesweeper.

Boot up laptop and play Liberal Crime Squad.


join the mile high club

Look up a playlist with new order and play Blue Monday

ALLAHU ACKBAR, KILL THE PILOTS AND FLY TO THE NEAREST SKYSCRAPER.
You have no weapons, and there are no skyscrapers for at least another something-hundred miles. You decide that would be handicapped.


Turn on laptop. Angle yourself so that your back points towards the wall nearest to you. Proceed to browse e621.
then jack off and leave.
You get bizarre looks when you pull up e621. When you start beating your meat, there are some audible groans of disgust. You then proceed to jump out of the airplane, or leave. You splat on the ground, dead.
GAME OVER
Reset accepted.


Boot up computer and play minesweeper.
Boot up laptop and play Liberal Crime Squad.

You play all of these games. You suck ass at minesweeper, so you only play that for a few minutes. You play Liberal Crime Squad for a rousing 25 minutes or so, before playing Blockland. You decide to build a small house in single player. It looks fantastic.


join the mile high club
You have no suitable partner. Your friend is only a friend.


Look up a playlist with new order and play Blue Monday
Done.


There are about 10 minutes left in the flight.
Inventory
1. Casual clothing
2. Laptop
3. Around the World in Eighty Days
4. Wallet ($129)
5. Luggage (Above you in storage)

Eh you're probably only a mile above the ground now.  Should pack your stuff up and prepare to get out.  Are you on an aisle, center, or window seat?  What about your friend?

Eh you're probably only a mile above the ground now.  Should pack your stuff up and prepare to get out.  Are you on an aisle, center, or window seat?  What about your friend?
You are on an aisle seat. Your friend is on a window seat. Nevertheless, you decide to grab your luggage and prepare to leave.
LATER
"Thank you for flying with United Airlines."
You and your friend are now in Hoff City. After unloading your luggage at your hotel room, you two decide to get something to eat and discuss your business in town. You are walking along a busy sidewalk, currently looking at a map. Suddenly, you hear a voice calling from a parked bus.
"Hi!"
"Oh, uh, hey. Who are you?" you reply.
"I'm Miranda Grey. I help out tourists here in Hoff City. You see this fancy bus right here? It's my tour bus. Want a ride?" the woman says.
The bus certainly looks legitimate, and there are already people inside. Your friend pipes up.
"Nah. You know of any good restaurants around here?"
"Yeah! There's 4 gooduns within walking distance. There's Frankie's Seafood, I recommend the crab legs; there's the Kabla, a fancy Thai place; the Eden Grill, a cool Mexican restaurant; and, if you want something simpler, there's a Firehouse Subs right across the street," Miranda answers.

Which do you go to?
Inventory
1. Casual clothing
2. Around the World in Eighty Days
3. Wallet ($129)
4. iPhone 6


You have no suitable partner. Your friend is only a friend.
then seduce your friend ;)