Scumbag body - the meme.

[pefu19]

>wake up at 5 30 in the morning
>feeling like stuff at the end of the week

[Ad Bot]

[GoldenLego]

>waking up

[espio100]

>waking

[Shift Kitty]

>waking up

>can't wake up

[Toxicology]

>maymay
>meme
>meemee
>mimi
>brain y u do dis

[crazy54311]

>be me
>doesn't eat/drink anything at home when waking up
>completely fine
>eats one thing from home before leaving
>body gurgles a stuffton
>suddenly feels like starfish will fire stuff out like a railgun

[espio100]

>takes a piss
>goes into a shower like 5 mins later
>has to take a piss
>brain y u do dis

[foulprairiedog]

>takes a piss
>goes into a shower like 5 mins later
>has to take a piss
>brain y u do dis

at least you can piss in the shower, man.

>go about entire day without needing to stuff
>take shower, happiness is a clean starfish
>leave shower with Clean Ass
>five minutes later, have to stuff

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

>playing rollercoaster tycoon 3
>brain always loving wants me to make mr bones' wild ride
>end up accidentally blocking the exit to a ride
loving brain

[carolcat]

>suffer through severe hip pain for several days
>schedule doctors appointment to check it out
>hip stops hurting on day of appointment
>later, get more severe long term pain
>schedule MRI
>hip stops hurting day of MRI appointment
>doctors find 2" ovarian cyst instead of anything related to my hip pain
>cycle of pain and no pain on day of doctor checkup repeats indefinitely
>chronic pain is still undiagnosed after 3 years

>state poetry competition
>get horrible case of diarrhea after the 2nd round

[Becquerel]

>suffer through severe hip pain for several days
>schedule doctors appointment to check it out
>hip stops hurting on day of appointment
>later, get more severe long term pain
>schedule MRI
>hip stops hurting day of MRI appointment
>doctors find 2" ovarian cyst instead of anything related to my hip pain
>cycle of pain and no pain on day of doctor checkup repeats indefinitely
>chronic pain is still undiagnosed after 3 years

do you need a massage

[carolcat]

do you need a massage

honey i don't know what i need. i've been taking prescription arthritis medication for about 2 and a half years and painkiller have no effect on me (except the super strong prescription only stuff)