Author Topic: Scumbag body - the meme.  (Read 1137 times)

>wake up at 5 30 in the morning
>feeling like stuff at the end of the week





>maymay
>meme
>meemee
>mimi
>brain y u do dis

>be me
>doesn't eat/drink anything at home when waking up
>completely fine
>eats one thing from home before leaving
>body gurgles a stuffton
>suddenly feels like starfish will fire stuff out like a railgun


>takes a piss
>goes into a shower like 5 mins later
>has to take a piss
>brain y u do dis

>takes a piss
>goes into a shower like 5 mins later
>has to take a piss
>brain y u do dis
at least you can piss in the shower, man.

>go about entire day without needing to stuff
>take shower, happiness is a clean starfish
>leave shower with Clean Ass
>five minutes later, have to stuff

>playing rollercoaster tycoon 3
>brain always loving wants me to make mr bones' wild ride
>end up accidentally blocking the exit to a ride
loving brain

>suffer through severe hip pain for several days
>schedule doctors appointment to check it out
>hip stops hurting on day of appointment
>later, get more severe long term pain
>schedule MRI
>hip stops hurting day of MRI appointment
>doctors find 2" ovarian cyst instead of anything related to my hip pain
>cycle of pain and no pain on day of doctor checkup repeats indefinitely
>chronic pain is still undiagnosed after 3 years

>state poetry competition
>get horrible case of diarrhea after the 2nd round
« Last Edit: September 19, 2015, 01:26:05 PM by carolcat »

>suffer through severe hip pain for several days
>schedule doctors appointment to check it out
>hip stops hurting on day of appointment
>later, get more severe long term pain
>schedule MRI
>hip stops hurting day of MRI appointment
>doctors find 2" ovarian cyst instead of anything related to my hip pain
>cycle of pain and no pain on day of doctor checkup repeats indefinitely
>chronic pain is still undiagnosed after 3 years
do you need a massage

do you need a massage
honey i don't know what i need. i've been taking prescription arthritis medication for about 2 and a half years and painkiller have no effect on me (except the super strong prescription only stuff)