Giving away Rainbow Six: Siege weekend codes [4 left]

[Muzzles56]

Tell me a joke. If I like it I'll send you a code.

This is a uPlay key. It gives full access to the game from 19th-21st of December.

Keys sent. Winners:

I would and it'd be about Mexicans


But that'd be crossing the border.

What did the Zen master say to the New York City hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.

A blonde woman walked into a salon wearing huge headphones. When it was her turn to get her haircut, the hairdresser requested for her to remove her headphones. The blonde said it was very important for her to keep them on. The hairdresser complied and started cutting her hair. After a while she was having difficulties cutting her hair around and under the headphones, so she just decided to pull them off. The blond suddenly turned red, choked and fell to the floor. The hairdresser was in utter shock on what just happened in front of her. Curious, she picked up the headphones and listened to it, to hear someone repeatedly saying the words "Breathe in....breathe out".

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Hurdling

I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but all it did was changes the color of the baby.

You can preload the game, but won't be able to access it until 23:00 GMT tonight (4 hours after this edit)

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[ChappersTeddy]

I would and it'd be about Mexicans


But that'd be crossing the border.

[Niff]

A scientist drank acidic mixture. After he passed we had to barium

[Blockhead8306]

What did the Zen master say to the New York City hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.

[EcstaticEggplant]

A blonde woman walked into a salon wearing huge headphones. When it was her turn to get her haircut, the hairdresser requested for her to remove her headphones. The blonde said it was very important for her to keep them on. The hairdresser complied and started cutting her hair. After a while she was having difficulties cutting her hair around and under the headphones, so she just decided to pull them off. The blond suddenly turned red, choked and fell to the floor. The hairdresser was in utter shock on what just happened in front of her. Curious, she picked up the headphones and listened to it, to hear someone repeatedly saying the words "Breathe in....breathe out".

[Epicduke]

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Hurdling

[Muzzles56]

I'm waiting for a while to give out keys just so more people get a chance

Sending this one a key though:

What did the Zen master say to the New York City hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.

Also got 2 more keys to give out

[Otis Da HousKat]

I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but all it did was changes the color of the baby.

[Donnies Catch]

Remember kids, 'Netflix and Chill' is only one "D" away from 'Netflix and Child.'

[Just M2]

Guy A: Why do doctors always wear masks?

Guy B: Its so that when they f__k up nobody can ID them

[Lord Tony®]

I hope this joke makes you randy, baby.

[Kochieboy]

So I have a gay friend named Richard, I come up to him and say, "Hi, richard!". He tells me, "I prefer Richard". I respond, "No, I hear you prefer richard".

[Space1255]

"Knock knock"
"Come in"
---
"Let's watch Diango, it has DiCaprio in it"
"The D is silent"
"iCaprio?"
---
"Why don't youn make noise when you have love?"
"The D is silent"
Nevermind I don't have access to the computer during those days

[Bears]

what did the governmental chilli pepper say to the residents of the stuffty little country full of loving reptilian scum

"im getting jalapeño business"
haha yes thank you I will be here all night
loving kill me now

[Muzzles56]

Keys sent, enjoy

xxoo