BLF has a Sci-Fi Adventure

[McZealot]

...I don't know what to do now.

TableSalt Stats: STR 7 - DEX 17 - CON 11 - INT 18 - WIS 10 - CHA 12

You wrack your mind for good ideas. You'll need a 15 on an INT Check to succeed.

You roll a 16, +3, so 19.

You quickly get the idea to activate your AGHS. It beeps with recognition.

hold the packet into the air once the force feeding process has been finished

claim victory for the schips god

Refticus Stats: STR 12 - DEX 11 - CON 10 - INT 14 - WIS 4 - CHA 8

As you raise the bag into the air, you feel... powerful.

The Schips™ corporation has granted you a +4 bonus to your next roll.

Harvest a sack of the nut potato Schips™, then save them for future consumption and/or use.

WaterOre Stats: STR 9 - DEX 10 - CON 12 - INT 10 - WIS 12 - CHA 11

You quickly try to harvest some Schips™, before the bounty hunters arrive. You'll need a DEX check of 6 to succeed.

You rolled a 14.

You store a delicious bag of Schips™ for later.

Attempt to place a higher priced space-bounty on the SCO instead.

AutoBahn Stats: STR 11 - DEX 5 - CON 15 - INT 17 - WIS 12 - CHA 7

Great idea! You gather the group around to count out your wealth. Rolling for luck.

You rolled a 14.

Uhh... we've got 14 credits.

Say my last prayers to the Space Gods before hiding in whatever spacebush is nearby

tber123 Stats: STR 11 - DEX 17 - CON 13 - INT 11 - WIS 13 - CHA 16

There are no space-gods. There are only Schips™. You'll need a WIS Check of 6 to pray successful.

You rolled a 3.

You feel like an unseen force is frowning at you.

i immediately file resignation forms to legally detach myself from these soon-to-be-dead spacefarers

Conan Stats: STR 5 - DEX 8 - CON 8 - INT 18 - WIS 15 - CHA 10

Pulling out your PSC (Portable Space Computer), you quickly send a form expressing your independence from the BLF Adventure Company.

You rolled a 13, +3, so 16.

The computer beeps, indicating that the form was accepted. You are now listed as a law-abiding citizen, unlike the filthy BLFAC. Though, the bounty hunters may still harm you if you get in their way.

VVVROOOOOM!
Suddenly, a group of 5 armored hunters explode into view! They leap from Spacecycles and begin firing wildly at the group!
Everyone will need a 7 DEX Check, or be struck by their lasers!

TableSalt rolls a 4, -1, so 3!
Luckily, the AGHS will deflect the beam if you roll a 4 or higher!

You rolled a 13, +3, so 16.

The beam flies off into the bushes!

Refticus rolls a 6, +4, so 10!
tber123 rolls a 15, +2, so 17!
Nobody fires at Conan.
WaterOre rolls a 9!
AutoBahn rolls a 5, -2, so 3!
Aaaah! AutoBahn's body erupts with pain and electricity! He feels himself going numb--and is hauled away upon a SpaceCycle!

Dinovincent rolls an 18, +3, so 21!
Pearooster rolls a 10, +2, so 12!

I make a break for the outpost that was apparently a few miles north in an attempt to hide from the SCO-Bounty hunter douchebags, and tell everyone to follow or some stuff

except for conan cuz he's a back door and made this happen in the first place ;c

Dinovincent Stats: STR 9 - DEX 18 - CON 4 - INT 11 - WIS 16 - CHA 13

"Run! There's an outpost north of here!" screams Dinovincent, and the group seems to agree! They rush through the forest--away from the speeding bounty hunters, and towards the scientific outpost a few miles north! Dinovincent will need a DEX Score of 15 to successfully lead the group to the compound.

You rolled a 12, +3, so 15.

There it is! You quickly lose the hunters in the trees, and break into a large field! In the center lies a massive compound, with the Schips™ logo plastered upon it! Saftey! But poor Autobahn... will BLFAC ever see him again?

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[Conan]

i look for a spacecycle in the wreckage of the spaceship autobahn just left

just because i'm not a BLFAC member doesn't mean i don't care about what happens to them
i mean they ARE paying me by the hour, right?

[tber123]

Bang on the compound doors

[Magus]

Edit: After declaring independence from the BLFAC,
I open the space door to the space compound and open fire with a space stun gun in an attempt to collect the space bounty.

While shouting space one-liners.

[Foopster]

stick it in his pooper

[McZealot]

stick it in his pooper

veto

i look for a spacecycle in the wreckage of the spaceship autobahn just left

just because i'm not a BLFAC member doesn't mean i don't care about what happens to them
i mean they ARE paying me by the hour, right?

Conan Stats: STR 5 - DEX 8 - CON 8 - INT 18 - WIS 15 - CHA 10

You turn back to the woods, and begin to search the ruins of the ship for a SpaceCycle. Rolling for luck.

You rolled a 3.

You look through the storage closets, the side containers, and the front chambers. A bag of Schips™ there, a bag of Schmips™ here, and a whole lot of rubble. Moving towards the back door, you swing it open. You find a bounty hunter, with a gun pointed straight at your head! She fires! You'll need a Dex Check of 14 or higher to dodge the electro-pellet.

You rolled a 14, -1, so 13.

"AAAaaaahhh!" You scream as the bullet digs into your shoulder. Electric pulses shoot throughout your body, and you're muscles spaz uncontrollably! You collapse to the floor as the woman begins to tie you up.  "I'm not with the BLFAC!" you cry. The woman laughs. "I know."

Bang on the compound doors

tber123 Stats: STR 11 - DEX 17 - CON 13 - INT 11 - WIS 13 - CHA 16

You rush to the compound doors, and begin to bang on them wildly. After a few moments, the door slides open.

It's Magus.

A bounty hunter.

With a pistol.

I open the space door to the space compound and open fire with a space stun gun in an attempt to collect the space bounty.

Magus Stats: STR 16 - DEX 14 - CON 8 - INT 15 - WIS 6 - CHA 7
tber123 Stats: STR 11 - DEX 17 - CON 13 - INT 11 - WIS 13 - CHA 16

Now a self-declared bounty hunter, you swing the door open, coming face to face with tber123. You open fire! Comparing DEX Checks.

Magus rolled a 14, +2, so 16.
tber123 rolled a 9, +1, so 10.

The electro-pellet pierces deep into tber123's chest, sending shockwaves through his entire body! He screams, and collapses to the floor. The bullet sends out a new wave of shocks every few seconds, and all he can do is shake on the ground. -10 to his next roll.

Captured:
AutoBahn
Conan
tber123

On the run:
TableSalt
Refticus
WaterOre
Dinovincent
Pearooster

[Conan]

attempt to allow her to tie me up damn

I scream at her to give me an explanation while I attempt to trip her while she's tying me up

[Magus]

"All too easy."

I tie tber123 up like a commie mutant space traitor deserves and start hauling him off to the space bounty collection office, wherever that is.

[tber123]

Shout out something about a plague on Conan's house for getting us into this mess while in between spasms

[TableSalt]

Hide deep in the ship.

[Conan]

Shout out something about a plague on Conan's house for getting us into this mess while in between spasms

hey im just doing my job