[OFFICIAL] Dogs Vs Cats

[sir dooble]

You're not aware or perceptive when sleeping? lol

I always wake up before someone even opens my door, let alone get near my door.

That's not what I was saying. I'm saying if I was knocked out, not asleep.
If I've hurt my head in the confusion, or am suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning, then it makes no difference if I have a cat, a dog, a parrot or a turtle.

Their actions in a fire aren't exactly a good indicator of if they make a good pet or not (which is subjective anyway).

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[Lord Tony®]

I've heard stories of dogs dragging out unconscious victims, not cats.

[Shazoo]

i demand a shazoo option on the poll.

im waiting, bestguy

[The Resonte!]

it makes no difference if I have a cat, a dog, a parrot or a turtle.

i'm sure the turtle could save you

[sir dooble]

I've heard stories of dogs dragging out unconscious victims, not cats.

Well, I would be surprised if my 4kg cat was able to pull me out of my house.

Even if it wanted to, how would it?

[Torin]

cats if you enjoy spending everything on an ungrateful little stuff

[Tetris]

my friend's dog just gets in the way of everything and whines

my cat just chills

so cats

[Dragonoid.Slayer]

[Juliun03]

this is why i dont wanna live in this world

[XR-7]

Cats because they are generally quiet, mind their own business, don't require hours and hours of constant attention, and they don't usually crash into things. Cats can also more or less take care of themselves, while most domesticated dogs can't whatsoever. Forget to feed a cat? If it's hungry, it'll take incentive and eat bugs, birds, or rodents. Can't make it home every four hours to let your pet outside? No worries, a cat will use its box. Tired of having your belongings destroyed because you didn't have time to entertain your dog? Get a cat, because they're entertained by watching birds fly around outside or just laying around sleeping.

[Shazoo]

Shazoo because she is generally quiet, minds her own business, doesn't require hours and hours of constant attention, and she doesn't usually crash into things. Shazoo can also more or less take care of herself, while most domesticated dogs can't whatsoever. Forget to feed a shazoo? If it's hungry, it'll take incentive and eat chicken, soup, or broccoli. Can't make it home every four hours to let your pet outside? No worries, a shazoo will use the toilet. Tired of having your belongings destroyed because you didn't have time to entertain your dog? Get a shazoo, because she's entertained by watching a computer screen for hours on end or just laying around sleeping.

ftfy

[XR-7]

ftfy

Wanna come home with me?

[bestguy22]

this thread is better than the other one

[XR-7]

this thread is better than the other one

That's true only because the other one is run by a gay person.