Better yet, use a tazer and put a chastity belt on him, then destroy the key and say it's just a prank 
If I even had a chastity belt. I'll think of some kind of improvisation, probably a very large amount of duct tape and waxing wax.
Welcome to the adult group. You can never be a kid ever again.
Oh well. I can claim to be old and wise from this point on to any kids I meet.
It doesn't even have to be true!
BUT WHAT ABOUT A SQUID
Why can't we be both?
hap birth op
Thank you!
Let's forget
Enjoy the responsibilities of being an adult...
Pshh. Not a problem. I am a very upstanding individual and I have nothing to back up my claim.
love is bad for u.
dont EVER.
I'll probably keep the duct tape and waxing wax for myself then. I'm sure tenshi won't get me, then, if I wrap hard enough.
Most of the poll seems to be me getting pretty damn roasted right now, like, holy
stuff, I am being
ROASTED...