Poll

Should Zack try to get laid?

Yes
9 (19.6%)
No
13 (28.3%)
Like your mom? (ROASTED)
24 (52.2%)

Total Members Voted: 46

Author Topic: It's official, forums. I'm legal.  (Read 1500 times)



Let's forget

Enjoy the responsibilities of being an adult...

love is bad for u.
dont EVER.

Better yet, use a tazer and put a chastity belt on him, then destroy the key and say it's just a prank :cookieMonster:

If I even had a chastity belt. I'll think of some kind of improvisation, probably a very large amount of duct tape and waxing wax.



Welcome to the adult group. You can never be a kid ever again.


Oh well. I can claim to be old and wise from this point on to any kids I meet.

It doesn't even have to be true!



BUT WHAT ABOUT A SQUID

Why can't we be both?



hap birth op

Thank you!



Let's forget

Enjoy the responsibilities of being an adult...

Pshh. Not a problem. I am a very upstanding individual and I have nothing to back up my claim.



love is bad for u.
dont EVER.

I'll probably keep the duct tape and waxing wax for myself then. I'm sure tenshi won't get me, then, if I wrap hard enough.



Most of the poll seems to be me getting pretty damn roasted right now, like, holy stuff, I am being ROASTED...


Pshh. Not a problem. I am a very upstanding individual and I have nothing to back up my claim.


I'm proud of you, keep it up.

now you don't have to lie and set your age to 1/1/1900 when you go to an 18+ game on steam

no, you dont know what your doing when you have a child, plus you gotta work on being successful and doing stuff to make money, having a kid now will forget you up bad. you gonna pay for everything and hospital bills etc.
Also, STDs. You gotta know if yo girl does not have that crap.
Have a baby/ Have love. when your 25 - 30.
Better than living in a apartment with a dead-end job, working minimum wage

You want the hard way? fine. not stoping you.
Condoms break.
when you're having love and it starts to feel good. That's when the condom breaks.

now you don't have to lie and set your age to 1/1/1900 when you go to an 18+ game on steam

It's not like I've ever done that before, hahaha.

Haha.

Ha.



no, you dont know what your doing when you have a child, plus you gotta work on being successful and doing stuff to make money, having a kid now will forget you up bad. you gonna pay for everything and hospital bills etc.
Also, STDs. You gotta know if yo girl does not have that crap.
Have a baby/ Have love. when your 25 - 30.
Better than living in a apartment with a dead-end job, working minimum wage

You want the hard way? fine. not stoping you.
Condoms break.
when you're having love and it starts to feel good. That's when the condom breaks.

If you actually want to get serious for a second, I legitimately have no intention of having love probably until near the end of my college/post-college years, that's even assuming I find someone I become attracted to.

A alarming amount of my friends in high school look down on me for this, but I feel it means more if I do so with someone I'd actually intend to stay with, not just screw for the sake of a moment of physical pleasure.