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[Zack]

Not even a minute off the mark, I am now 18 years of age, legally.

Happy birthday to me for whatever it's worth.

So, discuss this or the fair amount of birthdays this week.

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[Akio-]

in technicality you are still 17 until whenever your birth happened

[Clownfish]

get forgeted

[Foxscotch]

happy birthday baby ;3

[Toxicology]

tenshi's gonna rape you

[Unwritten Calender]

in technicality you are still 17 until whenever your birth happened

ur mom is still 17

[Zack]

in technicality you are still 17 until whenever your birth happened

Quite coincidentally I was born on the midnight of January 26th, so, I actually am by all biological means 18.

get forgeted

I would but I haven't really met a person I'd want to do that with yet.

happy birthday baby ;3

Genuinely, thank you (and anyone else who posts this) for taking the time to post that. I appreciate it.

tenshi's gonna rape you

I won't let two months of pepper spray target practice go to waste.

[Foxscotch]

ur mom is still 17

ohhh no
time for that vacation to a foreign country!!

[Rigel]

happy birthday

now learn that the world is forget or be forgeted

[Akio-]

well damn. hbday

[Swat 3]

ohhh no
time for that vacation to a foreign country!!

it's actually still illegal to vacation love

[Zack]

happy birthday

well damn. hbday

Thank you both very much for the sentiment. Sure, this thread is basically glorified attention whoring, but I seriously do appreciate you guys posting this stuff.

now learn that the world is forget or be forgeted

Being a straight white male with no previous loveual expertise, I am liking my odds.

P.S.: Poll added.

[Planr]

I won't let two months of pepper spray target practice go to waste.

Better yet, use a tazer and put a chastity belt on him, then destroy the key and say it's just a prank

[XR-7]

Welcome to the adult group. You can never be a kid ever again.

[RTBARCHIVE]

Welcome to the adult group. You can never be a kid ever again.

BUT WHAT ABOUT A SQUID