I broke into a telecommunications control tower [Money saving to buy motorcycle

[Ducky duck]

"Oh come on man you're just jealous I get to open doors and flick switches!"
"Sir, you broke into the whitehouse and launched a nuclear missle at North Korea."

This would never be logically possible.
There are several launch codes that change frequently, not to mention you probably need authorization from the Silo controller.

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[Ipquarx]

This would never be logically possible.
There are several launch codes that change frequently, not to mention you probably need authorization from the Silo controller.

It's hyperbole
the point is, opening a door and flipping a switch can be a really bad thing. You can't just say "Oh he's just opening doors and flipping swithces, that's not bad."

[Maxx°]

does maxx purse his lips when he gets frustrated

???

[Awesomebread²]

i'm always looking forward to th3coolst3r's latest antics

[Red Spy]

When I first saw the title I knew this was gonna be good

[Rally]

It's hyperbole
the point is, opening a door and flipping a switch can be a really bad thing. You can't just say "Oh he's just opening doors and flipping swithces, that's not bad."

Oh, well I thought you were joking.

There was no figurative element in my original post. What OP did was literally open a door he shouldn't of opened and flick one switch on an AM transmitter that probably doesn't do anything. If there was any sort of damage to be done it wouldn't of been that easy. The point of the post wasn't to say that what OP did wasn't bad, but like, accidentally kicking a ball through someone's window is about 5x worse than this. Like, egging someone's house probably does more damage than this. Urinating on a street corner is probably worse than this. And while all these things are 'bad' by some stretch of the imagination, contacting the FBI was hardly an appropriate reaction lmfao

[Ducky duck]

You can't just say "Oh he's just opening doors and flipping swithces, that's not bad."

Well anyone who says that is a dumbass to begin with.
I explained my reason for this not being a big deal, as did rally just now.
I understand what you mean though,

[Biostorm]

When I first saw the title I knew this was gonna be good

especially considering who op is and his history

[#Jeetlor]

I hate how people are trying to excuse coolster by saying "He didn't cause damage he shouldn't be punished"
Like hell he still intended to cause bad things just because he didn't execute doesn't mean he should leave scott-free.
He shouldn't be doing that anyways.

[AndroFox]

i love this thread, it's not even about the telecommunications control tower anymore

[Zloff]

thats a lawn mower engine

[Fred Fuckstone]

the only reason why i would be seeing th3coolst3r go to jail is for having a crush on his straight male friend

[Prokiller10]

I laughed so hard at how stupid OP was to do something like that. It literally proves his level of handicapness.