Author Topic: Adult Swim is getting sick of me winning everything! (Read 7804 times)

Lord Tony® · February 16, 2016, 07:52:41 PM

So I won that shirt for putting a tube of tooth paste in my mouth.

I have no regrets.

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sir dooble · February 17, 2016, 01:39:00 AM

Putting a toothpaste tube in your mouth, or a tubes worth of toothpaste?

Lame challenge eitherway. The stuff is made to be put in your mouth.
You should have to eat dogfood or something. That's also edible, but at least it's unpleasant.

Shazoo · February 17, 2016, 01:51:41 AM

I'd say eating toothpaste is unpleasant as well, and bad for you if you eat too much. At least dog food is made to be eaten.

sir dooble · February 17, 2016, 02:02:36 AM

Quote from: Shazoo on February 17, 2016, 01:51:41 AM

I'd say eating toothpaste is unpleasant as well, and bad for you if you eat too much. At least dog food is made to be eaten.

Toothpaste is designed to be eaten too. Otherwise you wouldn't put it in your mouth.
On the ISS astronauts regularly consume toothpaste, because they can't spit into sinks, and so swallow it.

Plus toothpaste is minty. It's not as unpleasant a smell/flavour as the low quality processed meat, tripe, jelly and gravy in a tin of dogfood.
We've all eaten a tube of toothpaste over time.

Shazoo · February 17, 2016, 02:07:28 AM

I thought eating an entire tube of toothpaste would be bad since you're basically eating fluoride, sulfates, and whatever else they put in toothpaste. It may be ok in small amounts and diluted with water, but not directly eating it. Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't astronauts have special kinds of toiletries that don't require water or sinks?

sir dooble · February 17, 2016, 02:58:05 AM

Well, looking at my toothpaste, it's 0.298% sodium fluride. It's a very low amount.
You would be safe as an adult to directly consume several tubes (at about 100ml a tube) before suffering from poisoning.

I'm not advocating that we regularly consume large quantities of toothpaste, but for a fully-grown man, 1 tube isn't going to kill you.
And Adult Swim didn't reward Tony because it is dangerous, but because it is disgusting/weird.
But IMO, there's nothing all that disgusting about eating a tube of toothpaste compared to eating lots of other things, including a sloppy tin of dog food.

Lord Tony® · March 30, 2016, 01:29:56 AM

My new prize came in the mail.

Georges · March 30, 2016, 01:32:22 AM

ew

I would never wear that

Lord Tony® · March 30, 2016, 02:25:30 AM

I like it.

Georges · March 30, 2016, 02:31:22 AM

Quote from: Lord Tony® on March 30, 2016, 02:25:30 AM

I like it.

hmm, well if you like it, go for it then. I mean, that's all that really matters.

Alcom1 · March 30, 2016, 04:49:44 AM

No one has asked yet? What was your extremely calming mantra?

Lord Tony® · March 30, 2016, 06:01:16 AM

Quote from: Alcom1 on March 30, 2016, 04:49:44 AM

No one has asked yet? What was your extremely calming mantra?

See the funny thing was I didn't have a mantra ready. I was just calling blindly to hope and win something. So I wouldn't have won anything if they didn't hang up on me like that, lol.

The Sally chick is really nice.