Kill, or Don't Kill?

[Peacock]

404 enemy not found

A guy who bullies you and almost killed you is hanging off a cliff, but everybody else loves him, and are all watching.
what do you do?

[Ad Bot]

[Lego lad]

kill cliff

you see maxwell....

[Drydess]

too gay to get close enough to kill
a world full of dinosaurs :^)

[Lego lad]

IM TAKING THIS ONE DONT KILL

you see a weeaboo, what do

[Mr.X98]

Start speaking real Japanese to them to make them confused, then issue them a katana so they can commit seppuku.

You wake up in the night to find that your son is fapping to Clopping.

[Juliun03]

kill with disapointment

you see a reincarnation of Riddler

[Blue Screen]

KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT

You, for some reason, go on an Undertale RP server. Population is 10, no admins are on, dedicated server, for some reason killing is enabled. None of those guys have access to the BLF. Wrenching enabled. Everyone's going their own way, having fun...

What will you do?

[Blockchip]

Kill everybody in a way that contributes to the RP using whatever weapon the server has.

None of those guys have access to the BLF.

They have a blockland key.
Are they all banned from the forums?

Someone murders your dad for no particular reason. You know that they did it, but they are somehow found innocent in court. The next time you see them, they smugly grin and taunt you for having a dead father.  Killing them would, of course, be illegal.

[Marios]

Use some of daddy's blood to spill on the fatherforgeta's arms and take him to court.
If he is innocent again, kill him and bury his body at a nearby unpopulated beach.

Aliens and monsters are attacking your big brother's place, and you are aksed for help. Do what?

[Juliun03]

get wepon and kill aliens and monsters

someone is spying on you in the shower through the window you have or dont have i dunno
what do

[Copy Kirby]

jack off

[Mr.X98]

...

You come home to find your little sister burning your childhood toys with a grand smile on her face, apparently satisfied with the deed and awaiting your reaction.

Your rage swells...

[Juliun03]

don't kill but rape

someone is humping your dog

[Marios]

Name them Pie Crust and grant them lifetime imprisonment

A magnificent, fantabulous but otherwise abnornally annoying faux-gentleman appears to be in the process of developing amoral changes to the field around your own self, which field belongs to your own self. I say, what is it you try to accomplish as to resolve this situation?