Poll

Murder Weapon of Choice:

Your own fists (because forget it)
5 (13.5%)
Chainsaw
2 (5.4%)
Assault Rifle
1 (2.7%)
Axe
1 (2.7%)
Mini-Nuke
8 (21.6%)
Become Batfleck
14 (37.8%)
Your wits
1 (2.7%)
Shotgun
3 (8.1%)
Ion Cannon
2 (5.4%)

Total Members Voted: 37

Author Topic: Kill, or Don't Kill?  (Read 3742 times)

Game proceeds as such:

One presents a scenario in which killing a certain individual is an open possibility, and the below user either kills or doesn't kill that person with a weapon of choice based on information given about the scenario. (hypothetically, not literally. I mean, you could kill the person below but that would cause the drama section to explode, and we don't want that--I mean, why would we want to give life to the beast?)

Example:

Quote from: Hypothetical Forumer #1
Johnny is an upstanding citizen, paying his taxes, doing good stuff, etc. One day he wakes up to find that he killed his neighbor sleepwalking...
Quote from: Hypothetical (Potentially Homicidal) Forumer #2
1. How the forget does he do that. 2. Kill him with a chainsaw. Idk.

[Then presents new scenario]

Aaand, let's begin:

You find yourself with a device that can kill anyone telepathically. One day, you wake up to the President giving a speech, and of course you get the idea to use the device. Though you ponder for a moment--this is an assassination you're thinking of. Fortunately, you find that there's an option on the device to revive the individual even if they're dead. Wanting to cause some mischief, you start the device but you are still conflicted--is it really worth it? To cause a mass panic?
« Last Edit: March 29, 2016, 12:53:41 PM by Mr.X98 »

use that device please

Your dad stole your car, money, pride, and BLF account, you have a gun. What goes down?
« Last Edit: March 29, 2016, 03:28:07 AM by Eon »

my self esteem

person A killed one of your parents, because that parent of yours was trying to kill person A's child, you have the choice to kill person A

Why wouldn't I? They would have been trying to kill the child for a reason

Your friend has completely backstabbed you.

kick his ass

This little kid stole your lunch money and is going to tell everyone that you're gay, what will you do? You also have everything in existance at your disposal for some reason.

kick his ass, then leave the body on a pole with the sign "He Failed" posted on him.

You are in a cult that for whatever reason practices torture in the same way the Spanish Inquisition did. One day, you find out someone you previously hated for cheating with your now fiancee is now within the clutches of the cult, awaiting to be killed for something unrelated. Your rage reawakens, and you want to do your duty to the one who has wronged you. However it has been a while, and you have forgiven him--he's not such a bad guy, and it was only one mistake.

Hiroshima

You are surrounded by anime girls. They want pleasure but they have radiation because of the Hiroshima bomb that I dropped on the guy in the cult.

KILL
you see my beautiful face, but it has a neckbeard on it

Kill

You see someone nice
But they steal your collection of anime tiddies

kill

you see a feminist army

Quote
Johnny is an upstanding citizen, paying his taxes, doing good stuff, etc. One day he wakes up to find that he killed his neighbor sleepwalking...
New Dexter confirmed

KILL THEM ALL

This one little bitch is going to lie to your principal that you smoked weed, and he gave you a bag full of glitter with tape on it and on the tape is written '100% weed' in Sharpie. You already got your fingerprints all over it and one of you is gonna get in trouble. You got your trusty handy dandy knife that you totally didn't sneak into school and the knowledge of assassination because of your constant habits of watching and playing Assassins Creed.

btw the one little bitch is like 100 ft away from the principals office and he's all alone in a hallway, nobody will hear anything you do.

WHAT WILL YOU DO???

tell the principal he's late for class >:D


you see a guy down the street wat do

don't kill, what the forget did he do?


you see a pony
you better say kill or I'll murder your family

Don't kill because Agriculture. But if it's technicolor...

You see  :cookieMonster: stealing :panda:'s  :cookie: and  :iceCream:. But you didn't see them trading a :nes:. What do you do?