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[Blocky943]

http://goob.block.land/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fforum.blockland.us%2Findex.php%3Ftopic%3D297490.0

uh good thhey doooble op

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[Pecon]

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[Starbound]

damnit
Ok, ready for the page source for page 1?
i just realised that'd be a long wall of text

[Timestamp]

i feel like im reading one of blocklandblockocity's posts

[Blocky943]

yo dude let's see how far this can go
yu dodde let'z zeee boow faar thhiz caan gu
yu doddde let''s seeee buuou faar thbiiz caaan go
yu dudddde let''s seeee kuoooo faar thkiiz caaaan gu
yo dooddddde leet''s seeee huuouo faar thhhiiiz caaaan gu
yo duooddddde leeeet''z seeee buuoooo faaar tbhhhiiis caaaaaan gu
yu dooodddddde leeeet''s zeeee buuuouuou faaar tkhhhhiiiiz caaaaaaan go
yo doouodddddddde leeeeet'''s seeeee kuuuouuoou faaar tkkbhhbiiiiz caaaaaaaaan gu
yu doooooddddddddde leeeeeet'''s zeeeee kuouooouuoou faaar thhkbbhkiiiiiiiz caaaaaaaaaaaan gu
yo duououddddddddddde leeeeeet'''''s zeeeeee koooooouuoooooo faaaar tbhkbkhhhhiiiiiiiiiz caaaaaaaaaaaaaan gu
yu dooooudddddddddddde leeeeeet''''''s seeeeeee kuoouoouooouuuoou faaaar tkkhhbhhbbhbbiiiiiiiiiiiz caaaaaaaaaaaaaaan gu

[Daswiruch]

Wbaaaaaaat tbkke foccch diiid yuuuou juooszzt fuuoucccking zaay ahuot mee, yooou litttttttttle zbhiiiiiiit? Ill bavve youoouo bnuooou I grrraaaaaddduaattted tooouq of my claaaaass in thhe Naavvvvvy Seaals, annnnd Ivve beeeeeen innvulllved in nuuommmmeroououuos secccreet raids on Alll-QQQouaeedaa, annd I kavvvve uvveer 30000 cunnnnnfiiiiirrmmed biiiiillllz. I am trraiiinnneed in goourrriiiilla uarffaare annnd Im thbbe touq snnnnnnnipqqer in tbbbhe enttiirrrre UZ armmmmmmed foorrcceeeeez. Youoo arrrrre nutkool kids klubbbkiiing to me kuuoot juuuuuzt anotttker tarrgeeettttt. I uilllll oiiiqe yuuuu tkkbhbe fuccccccb ouut oiiitth qrreciiiiisiioon tkhe lihees of wbhhiiiick kaaz neeeever heeen seeeen beeeeffforre on tkool kids klubiis Eaarrrthk, maaaaarb my fuuucckbiiing uoorrrrrrdddss. Yuou tbkkinb youuuu caan geet aoaaay oiitk saaaayyyiing thhat zbiit to me uvveeer thbhhe Inttteeeeerneet? Thiiinnh agaiiiiiiin, focheerr. Az oe sqqeaak I am contaaccccttiinnnnng my secrrret nettouuuurb uf zppiiez accrrroooosss tbhhhe USZZSA annnd youuouur IB iz heiing tracccceeed rigbbkkt nou su yuo ketttter prreeeppaarrre fuor thkhbe ztormm, magggouuut. Thkhe sttturrrm tbbat oipeeees ouuuoot tbke pattkeetttttic liitttttttle tkool kids klubiing yooou caalll yoooour liiffee. Yooouuooure fuuucccbiinng deaaddd, hidd. I caaan ke annyobbbbereee, annyttttttiime, annnd I caaan hillll yooouoo in oveeer sevvvven huunnnddrreed oaayzzzzzs, annnd tbkaatts jusszt oiittb my harrre kaaaaandz. Nuoot unnlly am I extttennnsiiiiiively trraaaineed in unaarrmmeed cumkaattt, houut I have acccccccccccess to tkbbhhe ennntiiire arssennaaal of tkkbe Wniiitteeeed Zttttaaaaaattez Marrrriine Courrqqs and I oillll uzsse it to itttz foolllll extennnnnt tu oiippqe youuuuur miiiserrrahlle asssz uffff thhke faaaaaccce of tkool kids klube conntttttinnent, youuu liiiittle zkkbiiitt. If unnnllly yuoo couuooouuld baaaaaavve bnuoun uhaat unnhuuuly reeetribouttiiiiouun youuuoor liittttle cleeever coummmmeent uaaaz ahbooouuot to hriiiiing douuuwwwwn oqpqqqun yuuuu, maayyyyhe yuoo wooollld haaavve keeellllld yoouor foochhbhhhing tunnnngue. Bouuut youuo couooldnntt, yuuo diiiddnt, annd nooo yuuurrrre qayyyyinng tbhe qriiiicee, yoouuuo guddddddamn iddddiiuot. I oiiiiill zbhit forrrrrry allll uveeeer yuuou annnnd yoouoo uiilll druuun in ittt. Yuore foucching dead, hiiddddddo.

[Gatysh]

Maan uhbhkky du yoouuooo kaaavve to he a fuoccckkiiing fuorrrry asshhbbbolle thbbkkaaat liiiibhhhhes to ziiiit at bume uiith tkbhkkbeeeir azszzsss up thhkhkkeeeeeir asszssz?