The Imgooblinator - Make the web sound hilarious

[Pecon]

After years (days) of research and development, the Imgooblinator is finally ready for use. No more will you have to read boring proper writing (like this), with the Imgooblinator everything is hilariously dumb sounding. To get a feel of how it works, please review these provided samples.

Uhaat thhe fock diid yoou joost fuccking saay akoot mee, yuu litttle zhiit? Ill have yoou hnuuw I gradoaatted tooq uf my clazs in the Naavy Sealz, and Ivve beeen invullved in noomeroouz zecreet raidz un All-QQuaedaa, annd I have uver 3000 cunnfiiirmed kiillls. I am traineed in guurilla uarfare and Im tbbe tup znniqqer in the entirre US armmed furceez. Yuu arre nothhiing tu me but joost anotber tarrgeet. I will wiiqe yoou tbbe focck uut wiith precizion tbbe likees of which has never keen zeeen keefure un tbiiz Earrtb, maarh my fuuching wordddz. Yuu thinh yuuu can get auay uiith saayiing that stuff tu me oveer thhe Intteernet? Tbinnh agaiin, focker. Az we sqeak I am cuntactinng my zecret netuuorh of zpiez acrruusz the WSSA and yoor IP is being traced right now zo yoo better qreparre for tbbe ztorm, maggoot. Thhe ztorrm that uiqes uuut thhe patbeettic litttle tbiing yooo caall your life. Yuuure fuuccking deadd, hid. I caan ke anyuheree, anyttiime, annd I caan kill yuuu in uver seven bunnndred wayzz, and tbaatz jost uiitb my barre baandz. Noot unly am I extenziively traineed in unarmed cumbat, but I have accccezs to thhe enntire arzennal uf the Wniited Zttattez Marrine Corqs and I uilll uzze it to ittz foll extennt to wippe youur miserrrakle assz ufff tbe facce of tbbe continent, yuuu little zhiit. If unnly yuu cuuuld baave hnoun wbat onbooly reetrikutiion yuuur little clever cumment uas abouut tu kring duuwn uppun youu, mayke yoo wuuld haave helld yuur fockking tungoe. Boot yuuu cooooldnt, yuuu diddnt, annd noow yuure paying the price, yooo godddamn iddiuut. I wiill stuff furry all oveer yoou annd yooo will druwn in it. Youre fuuching dead, kiddddo.

Now please try it for yourself:
http://goob.block.land/
http://goob.block.land/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fforum.blockland.us%2Findex.php%3Fboard%3D14.0

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[Ahead]

I fell off my chair reading that copy pasta.

[some random idiot]

GENIUS

Geenios!

[Torin]

thiis is fockiinng amasing, tbbannhs qecon lmmaao

[patton360]

i feel like im reading one of blocklandblockocity's posts

[Blockchip]

Reminds me of Gizoogle.

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

It's like the text got heavily contaminated with a bad case of speech impediment.

[Pecon]

I've done a bit of an update. I added some extra code which should help handle more text that is adjacent to html tags. Still not perfect, but you should be seeing more stuff gooblinated. On top of that, I've made it so that your user-agent string is forwarded to the website you request, which should increase compatibility.

[Starbound]

"fochinng fonnny annd amazzing, 10/110" -IGGN

[beachbum111111]

[Refticus]

uot thhe fuk diid ye juuzt zay 2 me m8? i druppqqed uut of newcaaztle primaary zkuol im tbe sichhezt klooke olll ever meet & ive niched 3000 MABBS PAABS froom tba curner stuure. im traained in ztreet fitinn � & im tbe struunggest fuker in tha entirre neuucaaztle gym. yer nuutbin tu me boot a chheeehy lil diickbbead u/ a hut mum & faahe bling. ill wastte o annd smasb a fukkin kotttle oer yeer head bruuv, i swer 2 cbrrist. ya thinnh u can fukin run ya gakbber at me uhilzt sitttin un yeer arse behind a liil zcrrreen? tbink again wanha. im callllin me huumeboyz rite noow preeparin fur a propper romblle. tha rumble thattll mahe ur naan zoore juuz bearin akoot it. yeer a wazte bruuv. my boomekoyz be all uver thha placce & ill beeat ya tu a prupper fukin pulp witb me fists waanka. if i aint zaattisfied w/ tbat ill korrou me m8s cricket padddlle & seee if that gets o tbbe fuk ouut o’ neuccassttle ya daaft kont. if ye baad zeen thiz klloody fokin mezs commmin ye might a � heqt ya gakkber frum runniin. kut it zeemms yeer a steupid lil tuuat, innnnit? imma stuffe foory & olll druuwn in it m88. ur in qroqer meesz ya hnubbbead.

[dargereldren]

zuqer lung gay foching signnatore thhat zhuuldddnt even ke bere kut yuu cant disablle it or at leaast i caant find it gud damnit i baate thhe interrnet annd eveeryyune un itt.
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[Blocky943]

klacckddong haz been in deveellupment fur onne daay annd a baalf annd ue arre qrrood to annnuuncce tbat ue arre gooing tu reeleaze it fuur free uithoot badspot's approoval.

[Starbound]

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