Weird Gifts you've Received

[Lego lad]

these puns are pretty heavy stuff

[Ad Bot]

[Insert Name Here²]

these puns are pretty heavy stuff

why are you so dense

[Lego lad]

why are you so dense

sticks and stones may break my bones but puns will never hurt me

[plad101]

I think the important question is, did your gift gather moss?

[Filipe]

There is this disgusting "toy" thing which was a hit years ago, it's like a slime inside a small yellow container, and a lot of kids these days loved to play with that stuff, and unfortunately I got one which I never even opened so I just gave it to my cousin which also had one but in another color.

[Becquerel]

my virginity

[Refticus]

a roll of single layer toilet paper with stuffty jokes printed on it from my brother.
the jokes just repeated the deeper down you go, meaning they couldn't be bothered to even create enough jokes to fill a roll.

[Lego lad]

a roll of single layer toilet paper with stuffty jokes printed on it from my brother.
the jokes just repeated the deeper down you go, meaning they couldn't be bothered to even create enough jokes to fill a roll.

just roll with it

[gr8dayseth]

my virginity

don't lose it it's a very precious gift

[MoltenKitten]

a roll of single layer toilet paper with stuffty jokes printed on it from my brother.
the jokes just repeated the deeper down you go, meaning they couldn't be bothered to even create enough jokes to fill a roll.

sounds pretty stuffty to me