Buy AR2 and do what merp said
Going into the gun store to buy some guns, you head up to the tables.
You take the SMG.
[SMG obtained.]
You take the Pulse Rifle / AR2.
[AR2 obtained.]
You give the guy behind the tables all your money for the guns.
[$100 lost.]
shoot up the place
Wanting to keep your money and that you may need these guns for later, you decide to turn on the gun store owner and get your money back.
You realize that the gun store owner didn't give you any ammo yet, and you get a 'click click click'.
Acting quickly, you take out the Sniper Rifle and aim.
You fire.
[-1 Sniper Rifle round]
[+1 Friendly NPC kill]
The gun store owner flies a little bit from the Sniper Rifle round and almost immediately dies, dying only a few seconds later.
RIP.
You take your money back and refill on ammo.
[+$100 money]
[Ammo refilled]
Behind you, the Russian Satelite you hit with a shovel in space previously is starting to come to, apparently still alive from falling into the atmosphere and crashing.
You shoot him in the head with the Ambassador that was on the table, finally killing him.
[Ambassador obtained]
[-1 Revolver round]
[+1 Friendly NPC kill]
Geez, that's a lot of blood.
You walk out of the gun store. Nobody knows you killed those two, despite that the gun shots were loud. Guess they're too busy fighting. You got off easy killing friendlies, this time.
find jason bourne
You look for Jason Bourne.
Nope, don't see him anywhere.
sit on your hand and wait till it gets numb.
Then masturbate.
Uhhh...
. . .
Well that was weird.
Hear a word HOI and a morph pill falls in front of you from the morphing pills mod lets drink it
You hear something go 'HOI' and you look up.
Oh look, pills.
[Pills? obtained.]
How do you drink pills
Also become shovel knight
You use the Pills? to become Shovel Knight.
...
Well, that works. Too bad there's a shovel permanently glued to your left hand until the form wears off.
[SHOVEL KNIGHT form assumed.]
once you buy your guns build a ladder to the top so you can see whats going on up there
and If you can't find materials for a ladder ask the Scout or Heavy to boost you up there
You find the ladder that leads up to the gun fight up top and climb it.
Holy stuff, that was hard to climb when you have a shovel permanently glued to your left hand, plus with 4 guns on you.
Well, this place went to stuff. There's still gunfire going on outside of your view, but it sounds like people might be in that room with the locked door to your left. No dropped weapons are in sight, guessing because the survivors looted them. There's also footsteps coming from your right, probably Combine.
What are you gonna do?
Your current objective is to find your squadmates.
Your secondary objective is to fight off the Combine.
STATS
[SHOVEL KNIGHT PILL FORM]
WEAPONS: Shovel
SHIELD: none
HEALTH: lllll (100%)
- - -
HELMET: Cobalt Helm (2*) | ARMOR: Cobalt Armor (2*)
WEAPONS: Sniper Rifle (ammo: 25), SMG (ammo: 25/75), AR2 (ammo: 30/130), Ambassador (ammo: 5/36)
HEALTH: lllll (100%)
SHIELD: (none)
MONEY: $100
KILLS
FRIENDLIES: 2
ENEMIES: 2
REPUTATION
[ll]
(People think you're decent.)
ITEMS
1x Emergency Revive
10x Spark of Life
1x Small Health Kit
2x Festive Sandviches
5x Jarate
1x Russian Satelite Hat
1x Pills? (9 pills left)
