Do a double flip
do a triple flip
do quintuple squat flip
Do a quincetiple flip
while squatting
Jesus Christ
it's jason bourne, do you take this Knight like he's a gymnast or something? Either way...
Alright, that's enough.
Do the Sonic Boom flying Knuckles flip pause glitch to get back to your sword.
As you can throw shovels into space and throw swords that can break Hunter Choppers in one hit, you decide to try to fly using pause glitches.
Believing you can fly, you jump...
Sorry Chuckles, you're not Knuckles. Also, you don't know how to pause. You land with a faceplant.
Drink jarate
oh god
You take out a jar of Jarate, thinking it's something like apple juice. I mean, campers need something to drink, right?
You bring it up to your nose, even though your mouth's actually hidden under the helmet. As you brought it to your nose...
Waaaait... is that...
WHAT THE forget. You realize this is actually piss.
Absolutely disgusted, you stick it in your pocket... for some reason. Maybe someone else will fall for it.
welp ill just say sicne a spiral knight fell in tf2 world think and terraria players and minecraft palyers fall back in here too
:^)
BACK DEMON, BACK, STAY AWAY
get the autogun and start spamming it.
error 404: add-on creator did not put in guns yet
Go into the gunstore
You go into the gun store
that's for some forgetin' reason in front of a dock, no less to grab more guns since you're gonna need them.
You see mainly small arms (pistols, smgs, etc) along with a Ambassador and an AR2.
who the forget has guns on display without a case to protect themThe gunfire raging outside is still loud as ever, and it sounds like it might be getting closer.
Also that money just appeared.
Your current objective is to find your squadmates.
Your secondary objective is to fight off the Combine.
STATS
HELMET: Cobalt Helm (2*) | ARMOR: Cobalt Armor (2*)
WEAPONS: Sniper Rifle (ammo: 24), none, none, none
HEALTH: lllll (100%)
SHIELD: (none)
MONEY: $100
ITEMS
1x Emergency Revive
10x Spark of Life
1x Small Health Kit
2x Festive Sandviches
5x Jarate
1x Russian Satelite Hat
