My mall got shot up today.

[MoltenKitten]

How the hell did people die in the shooting? The guy weighs 6 lbs and is 200ft tall. You sneeze on him and he recoils back.

He probably used a kolibri 2mm

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[Foopster]

200ft 6lb

a redwood tree made of helium.

Excellent.

[CRITAWAKETS]

He probably used a kolibri 2mm

Too much recoil, he used the nerf gun with the least recoil. Even then he still flew.

[danielmoya]

*Reads thread*

My sides oh my god this is pure gold

[KristoB]

200ft 6lb

THE loving LIGHT POSTS MAN

[Red Spy]

200ft 6lb

[WaffleCake]

a 200ft 6lb black man in a hoodie.

setplayerscale 0.1, 10, 10

[CRITAWAKETS]

Actually i wonder if a 200ft 6lb man would actually float in the air because hes so not dense.

[Shift Kitty]

could have had an amazing basketball career that man

Nah, he'd try to dribble. Ball drops, come back up, breaks his arm.

[Foxscotch]

u own a fukin mall? got dam

[TheABELBOTO]

u own a fukin mall? got dam

Oh that's cool, how's dam?

[Foxscotch]

Oh that's cool, how's dam?

its good as hell, producing all kinds of hydroelectric power

[rotomere]

loving hell. This is why we can't have nice things (guns)

>makes joke

are you blaming guns for this incident or are you saying this is an example of criminals using guns being used as a scapegoat for disarming law-abiding citizens?

>takes joke too seriously

[Shift Kitty]

even if you were to take the joke seriously, the context was severely missed

[rotomere]

even if you were to take the joke seriously, the context was severely missed

whatever