My mall got shot up today.

[DrenDran]

There's a mall right next to my dorm where I got to get food every few days.
Today someone fired shots in the mall and the entire mall was locked down.
Surprisingly, they didn't catch the guy, but they know he was a 200ft 6lb black man in a hoodie. Unfortunately that describes like a quarter of the people in the area.

[Ad Bot]

[Notorious B.I.G.]

loving hell. This is why we can't have nice things (guns)

[DrenDran]

loving hell. This is why we can't have nice things (guns)

Nah man, this is home of Cuomo and his handicapped SAFE act.

[Cappytaino]

loving hell. This is why we can't have nice things (guns)

My money's on the gun being stolen/illegally obtained.

[Notorious B.I.G.]

My money's on the gun being stolen/illegally obtained.

You bet. How much you wanna go for the dice, brother?

[Nonnel]

You own a mall?

[ßlöükfáce]

200ft 6lb

nice

[Planr]

loving hell. This is why we can't have nice things (guns)

are you blaming guns for this incident or are you saying this is an example of criminals using guns being used as a scapegoat for disarming law-abiding citizens?

[Juncoph]

i am a mall

[Office-Pirate]

paul mall
dont mess with his mall

[DrenDran]

You bet. How much you wanna go for the dice, brother?

He was a black dude who shot up a shopping mall. He's probably not an upstanding citizen who can get a firearms permit.

[Perry]

they havent caught me yet

[Couatl]

200ft 6lb

actual image of culprit

[Rigel]

200ft 6lb black man in a hoodie. Unfortunately that describes like a quarter of the people in the area.

Is your city populated by extremely long french fries?

[Insert Name Here²]

but they know he was a 200ft 6lb black man in a hoodie.

inb4 riots and "DINDU NUFFIN"