ITT: you're a single-celled organism

[ReddBoi]

but what if i dont want to be single celled

too loving bad

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[Drydess]

but what if i dont want to be single celled

then u get incarcerated into a single cell

[Lego lad]

then you get put in a cell

a jail cell.........

[ReddBoi]

a jail cell.........

guard: get in your cell

prisoner: you cant make me. you don't run this cell.

guard: *rips off face to reveal mitochondria* actually I do

[Refticus]

me: absorbs another single-celled organism

dude that's nsfw
my cell partner almost saw cell research on my cell computer

[Rigel]

*splits*

[Sabbin]

*produces ATP*

[Rigel]

*splits*

*splits some more, begins forming a chain with other me's*

[Drydess]

all these teenage cells are always on their cell phones. smh kids do your work

[crazies alt]

shut up nucleus

[Conan]

*blourp*

and so begins apoptosis

[ChappersTeddy]

the mitochrondria is the powerhouse of the cell