Diagnose me again, BLF.

[Daswiruch]

its called hte funny bone, actually

it aint but if you keep talkin like that im gonna make your bone into a funny lookin bone you get me

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[Drydess]

why are all of you talking about boning each other

[McJob]

why are all of you talking about boning each other

homoloveuality

[Goth77]

Last night while on the way to the pub, I slipped on a wet road and slammed on my right side. Since then, there's been dull pain from my right thigh, right wrist and right elbow, all of which sharp-spike when I move them. I hear no crunching or cracking, and the only visible damage is a red dot on my thigh (probably a cut that healed) and some grey marks on the inside of my hand from where I landed. I see no visible swelling or redness.

How bad is it, BLF? Will this require amputation? Should I write my own obituary now? Who gets all my stuff?

Basically, you got drunk and fell down; and don't remember stuff until you woke up and had to move that specific muscle? LMFAO.

Sounds like a few nights I've had....haha

FUN FACT: I once fell into a bonfire when I was severely wasted, pasted, stuff-faceded

OT: Do a bit of yoga/stretching exercise, it might hurt at first but it will help relieve the pain later after you are done. Thats what I usually do anyways ; but some injuries just can't be helped.

[McJob]

Basically, you got drunk and fell down

No, I fell down before getting drunk. I was on the way to the bar when I got side-swiped by air itself.

Throughout the night the pain got gradually worse and worse, so I drank more and more to keep it dull. I never forget anything when drinking.

[Goth77]

No, I fell down before getting drunk. I was on the way to the bar when I got side-swiped by air itself.

Damn, that's just a shame, so you couldn't even enjoy the buzz until you actually got lit.

Did you land on your ribs? You could have cracked/fractured a rib if all your body weight came down at once

[McJob]

Did you land on your ribs?

Considering they don't hurt like the leg and arm, I'm going to say no for now.

[Goth77]

Considering they don't hurt like the leg and arm, I'm going to say no for now.

Well, thats good, at least you braced your fall. I would say you probably bruised the bone, underneath the muscle and thats why you can't physically see it but it still hurts like hell

[Rally]

At some point 1-2 months ago I rode my bike into a lamp post at a pretty loving high speed, side swiped it, and crashed hard, and I had the same problems. Weakness/stiffness in the neck, the wrists, the impacted leg and arms, accompanied by dull pain exaggerated by movement. It was especially painful in my thumb, to the point I thought it could be like a splinter fracture or whatever they call it, but it went away after like 5 days. So if you're still feeling bad in, like, a week or two, I'd recommend talking to a doctor

[Goth77]

At some point 1-2 months ago I rode my bike into a lamp post at a pretty loving high speed, side swiped it, and crashed hard, and I had the same problems. Weakness/stiffness in the neck, the wrists, the impacted leg and arms, accompanied by dull pain exaggerated by movement. It was especially painful in my thumb, to the point I thought it could be like a splinter fracture or whatever they call it, but it went away after like 5 days. So if you're still feeling bad in, like, a week or two, I'd recommend talking to a doctor

Damn dude, how fast were you going?!?! LMFAO


One time when I was like 12; for some stupid reason my brother and I turned our pool cover into a slip and slide. It worked great actually, until my dumbass thought it would be a fun idea to do a "slip and slide" handstand. Needless to say it didn't work out and I landed on my neck. Had a pinched nerve in ma neck for like 2 months it was some of the worst stuff ever

[randomtroll39]

you took a bump brother, a bump never hurt anybody

[tikitai]

i dont even know if its a 100% meme thread but whatever
youre just suffering from a very light sprain on your wrist and elbow
just give it a day or two and dont do anything with your right arm that requires too much physical movement/strength (insert joke about procrastination here)

[Goth77]

dont jerk it for a while and you should be okay

Sounds about right....