Diagnose me, BLF.

[Blockaium]

if you feel a constant pulsing sensation in your lower throat like ocean waves coming up, and it burns, it could be acid reflux. i have it and it sucks. look in the mirror and see if theres any nasty white blotches in your mouth or tonsils

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

Its a government experiment with alien life forms. You didn't eat the cupcake in your mailbox on Saturday did you??

[Bisjac]

a spoonful of vinegar instantly stops heartburn/acidreflux. because its acid and the stomach decides there is enough and quits overmaking its own.
but the downside is, you have to take a spoonful of vinegar XD

[Ben Grapevine]

Sounds like a cold..

[SeventhSandwich]

muscle aches sound like flu to me

[Smooth]

a hangover, and beat throat from too much weed

[Total Logic]

There's a large growth coming from my ass, It bleeds every so often too.

I'm guessing here, rabid monkey ass flu?

[Rigel]

There's a large growth coming from my ass, It bleeds every so often too.

I'm guessing here, rabid monkey ass flu?

idk if serious or not, but it sounds like jeep disease.

you have to get it lanced and filled with gause.


For OP: Drink plenty of OJ

[hodototman]

homoloveuality

[Badger]

Suck on  a lemon

[Katadeus]

Aliens are turning you into a magnet.
Just relax, the pain will become less pronounced.

[F3d323]

its a flu
soup tea and juice

[Nomel]

you have an ancient curse called herpes

[Hansome duded]

Suck on a lemon

homoloveuality

[Torin0101]

Intronitus