Ladios's Girl Drama 19.4 (Including a special bonus guest drama!)

[Illidan]

Ignored the above post, but am I the only one that's noticed that the only way to get a girlfriend is to:

• Wear skinny jeans that totally crush your testes
• Wear girl sunglasses
• Ride a skateboard/bike and like rap

There are a few exceptions to that, but that's all I ever see at my school.

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[General Omega]

It had nothing to do with how to get girls. It had to do with Ladios failing to do so too often and what he should do with that knowledge.

[Illidan]

It had nothing to do with how to get girls. It had to do with Ladios failing to do so too often and what he should do with that knowledge.

I wasn't referring to your post, I thought I'd mention.

[Rughugger]

never take a girl's advice to picking up on girls. you would assume its the best source for the facts, but is far from it.
chicks THINK they know what they want, but they really don't.

two types of girls:
1) the girl that is told by her friends/MTV/reality shows/teen magazines what she wants and needs in a guy.
2) the girl waiting to be told by the guy himself.

-to get either type the easy way, just treat them like stuff, and pretend you don't give a crap about her. chicks love that (they just don't know it till its happening)

-or the hard way, get money, good looks, and no life of your own. chicks dig those types

I ain't sayin she's a gold digger, mack. But she ain't messin with no broke Bisjac.....