I got owned.

[tcxxx572]

Today I was sitting at lunch with my friends. A girl walks by, and she is obviously selling chocolate bars, and my friend asks, "How much?", and she tells him "25 cents". After she walks away, I say, "Thats really cheap, do you think she has aids?" and my friends don't understand, and so I tell them, they laugh, then she comes back. They say, "He called you a hooker!" I deny it, but soon she comes back, adn she takes my chair. (I didn't relize she did) so I try sitting down, I don't sit on my chair, and the water I am holding gets all on me, and I get milk on. But the girl was in 8th grade, so I feel a little bit better, but I was still owned.

TL;DR Some 9th grade girl wanted to buy me a cupcake, but then I hit her with GLaDOS

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[errorer]

GLaDOS?from portal?

[chaseyqurt]

Where the hell is the "Make Sense of this story" button on this post :C

[MackTheHunter]

 What the ... ?

 Hah. I get the same problems. 8TH grade sucked ass, the only upside was that I got to see my teachers 25-year-old nipples.  

 So loving glad I'm in High School nao.

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[Khorde]

Haha, you unfortunate twat.

[Chrono]

Where's the easy button?

[tcxxx572]

Found it...

[tails]

wait

glados say Thats really cheap, do you think she has aids?

??

[Spation]

Do you mean gelados, as in Portuguese ice cream?

[Antallion]

Today I was sitting at lunch with my friends. A girl walks by, and she is obviously selling chocolate bars, and my friend asks, "How much?", and she tells him "25 cents". After she walks away, I say, "Thats really cheap, do you think she has aids?" and my friends don't understand, and so I tell them, they laugh, then she comes back. They say, "He called you a hooker!" I deny it, but soon she comes back, adn she takes my chair. (I didn't relize she did) so I try sitting down, I don't sit on my chair, and the water I am holding gets all on me, and I get milk on. But the girl was in 8th grade, so I feel a little bit better, but I was still owned.

TL;DR Some 9th grade girl wanted to buy me a cupcake, but then I hit her with GLaDOS

I hate friends like that, you make one small joke about someone and they're all like "Ehhhhhh he called you gay!!omgomgomg1" and it's like; yeah, whatever, learn to take a joke and quit being such bitches about it. And people who tell you about what they said about you behind your back. I thought the point of talking behind someones back was to not let them know, handicaps.

[Rughugger]

Unless you like to use embarrassment as the joke. My friends do it all the time to each other. It's a better thing to do than that game from Waiting.

[Dr.Pain]

Do you mean gelados, as in Portuguese ice cream?

lul