Chapter 9: Playing Jokes
Sure you know you're funny now, but if you try to tell others that, will they listen? No! Unfortunetly, you'll have to prove it. So, start by joining a server. While you're waiting for it to load, why not ask for admin until the load is over? Continue to ask people "wats admon pas" until either the load is over, someone tells you the pass, or you get banned. If you do get banned don't worry- Just go to a different server, because obviously the people there are stupid. Now, if someone tells you the admin pass, press Esc and go to "Admin Menu" then type in the password. Click on Destructo Wand and destroy as many things as you can. People may say they hate you, but don't worry: They just can't admit the fact that you're better than them. Do this as much as you can and you will be the envy of all of Blockland. Optionally, if nobody makes you admin, simply send out full trust invites to everyone, then go spawn a wand and destroy they're stuff. If that's not a practical joke, then I don't know what is!
As for these, they would fit in somewhere in the Online sections:
Chapter 10: How to make your server popular
So, you want a super cool server that evryone will join? No problem! Just follow these instructions. Start by joining a server, and immediatly continue asking people the following question: "how lng iz lod!!!!!!" until they respond so you know how long you're gonna have to wait. If they tell you the load is long, tell them all "U SUK" and go to another server. Repeat this process until you find a server with a short loading time. When you spawn, tell everyone that you are going to start up your server, and tell them that yours is alot better than the one you're at. This will attract more players to your server. If you get banned, it's because the admin is jelous of you. Finally, start up your server. A good name for it is "Blockland Server" or "1st 1 here gets admin" or the like. Make sure the player limit is 32, that way more people can join. You'll have a popular server in no time!
