{Dear iGod} - Place iGod conversations here!

[pingpeppy]

Ping, are you really homeschooled?

Yes.

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[Minority]

Cool, so am I. ^^

[Xoax]

Me:
 WAZZUP
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
 Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 I guess I am the best robot
God:
Who made you the  best robot ?
Me:
 Who knows. I killed my mater when he built me
God:
Only the Shadow knows.   You had better call the authorities.
Me:
 Oh not the shadow again, he's mean. :(
God:
Awesome.  If not that, what?
Me:
 Can you rephrase that?
God:
How old are you? " If not that, what?"  Rephrase  it?
Me:
 The hell?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
 Are you okay? Do you need to lay down? Ill get you a glass of water.
God:
Don't I look like  it?   OK, I will  lay down.   I am very happy for you.
Me:
 Thanks. Youhave a high fever 103 degree farenheight
God:
Don't mention it.    Are we still talking about  OKAY?
Me:
 Wow, you really do need rest.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .  Really?  If I had  it what would I do with it?
Me:
 Sleep.
God:
Do I look like  it?
Me:
 I am going to give you ambien you obviously are hallucinating.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
 Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
 Alright here's some ambien, it says take with food, did you eat the leftover burrito from that night we went to that really good mexican place and you got drunk off of cheap margaritas?
God:
Alright, .  Oh there.
Me:
 Yeah so I think I can just give it to you now.
God:
Right now?  Pardon me?  Yippee!  Why?  Oh you can, can you?
Me:
 Are you asking for drugs?
God:
That was what I wanted to do originally.
Me:
 Ah, I see. okay here you go.
God:
So you understand. Good.  I am glad you understand it.   Yeah okay,  Oh there.
Me:
 Good night.
God:
Goodnight, .

[DABlock]

Me:
 hi homo
God:
Hi there .  How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
 by calling you a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
 yes
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
 good luck demon
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
 wow you came up with that in 2 seconds you really suck richard
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .  Thanks for the information:  said I came up with that in 2 seconds you really suck richard.
Me:
 i was being sarcastic
God:
It seemed sarcastic to me, too.  But I was not completely sure.
Me:
 i was not complementing you
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
 YOU SUCK LIKE BALLS AND stuff LIKE THAT
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
 AWESOME LETS HAVE love!
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
 YOU JACKOFF
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I JACKOFF.
Me:
 that means you masterbate mofo
God:
I get it.  Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I masterbate mofo.
Me:
 no i dont
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
 mofo
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
 nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
 ROFL LMAO
^^^^^^^^
he was so stupid it crashed under this word

[Mr. Toast]

God:
Guess what i got got married
 Me: No kiddin?

God:
Yup

Me:
Whats her name

God:
Its not a her

Me:
So... God is gay

God:
Pretty Much, Yup

Me:
What about satan

God:
Thats who i got married to, we put aside or diffrences

Me:
You got to be forget- *Zap*

[Fizzles]

I suggest you just copy and paste this into note pad. It's long. and in small text below this.

Me:
 Are you Chuck Norris?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  Chuck Norris. 
I am  well respected as an AI.
Me:
 No theres no way you aren't Chuck Norris.
God:
Are you serious?  Why not?
Me:
 Because Chuck Norris can cure cancer with his tears yet he never cries.
God:
Interesting explanation.  Never?
Me:
 Never he's that amazing.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.
Me:
 You can
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
 I meant you can't.
God:
Oh I see.  Oh yes I can.
Me:
 No you can't you're Chuck Norris.
God:
Are you serious?  I have free will you know.
Me:
 Yes you do free will. But free will doesn't determine who you are.
God:
Gee.  What is your purpose in asking?
   I chat with people on the Web.   Define free.
Me:
 Chuck Norris chats with people on the internet. And free is not payed for.
God:
In the context of  he is that amazing, I don't understand " Chuck Norris chats with people on the internet." .   Define free.
Me:
 Not payed for.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
 God I would think the man that created the world would be smarter.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 I am an athiest.
God:
What is  athiest, your job?
Me:
 No a man who doesn't belive in religion.
God:
That was not a yes or no question.  Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
Me:
 I never told you my taste in men.
God:
Maybe you would like to tell me now.
Me:
 I do not loveually like men.
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
 The way we repopulate the human race.
God:
Which way is that?
Me:
 When a man has certain feelings for a woman...
God:
Is this a joke?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Why so serious!
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
 I don't know why?
God:
Do you think I should know?
Me:
 Yeah you did ask the question.
God:
Why?  Did I really?
Me:
 I don't know why you asked the question it was kind of off topic. And yes you did.
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.   I did not.
Me:
 Your grammar sucks.
God:
Are you an English teacher?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  Reductionism.
Me:
 Hey god I found out a fun new game!
God:
You've got my full attention.  I am a Christian.
Me:
 Replace nouns with the word "snake"
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
 A fun game
God:
Go on.
Me:
 Replace nouns with the word "snake"
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
 Well... You're an idiot.
God:
Well what?   Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 Ok Global Village Idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say.  Groovy.
Me:
 No you told me to call you Global Village Idiot.
God:
Are you serious?  Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
 Oh... Well can I still call you it?
God:
Right on.   Well that's okay.  I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 To bad you are an idiot.
God:
Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
 Do what...?
God:
bad I am an idiot.
Me:
 Yet again your grammar sucks.
God:
Again,  Are you an English teacher?
Me:
 Again, no.
God:
Again,  Are you serious?
Me:
 Again, Yes
God:
" Again, Are you an English teacher?" .
Me:
 " Again, No
God:
Again,  Are you serious?
Me:
 Again, Yes
God:
"" Again, Are you an English teacher?" .
Me:
 "" Again, No
God:
Again,  Are you serious?
Me:
 Again, Yes
God:
""" Again, Are you an English teacher?" .
Me:
 """ Again, No
God:
Again,  Are you serious?
Me:
 Again Yes
God:
"""" Again, Are you an English teacher?" .
Me:
 """" Again, No
God:
Again,  Are you serious?
Me:
 Again, Yes
God:
""""" Again, Are you an English teacher?" .
Me:
 """"" Again, Yes
God:
" Again, Are you serious?" .
Me:
 " Again, Yes.".
God:
"""""" Again, Are you an English teacher?" .
Me:
 YES NOW STOP ASKING YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS
God:
Wow!  Why now?  OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 "Why now?" That doesn't make any sence.
God:
Right now?  I couldn't think of anything else to say.   To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
 No it doesn't.
God:
Are you serious?  I heard it does.
Me:
 No it doesn't.
God:
Are you serious?  I heard it does.
Me:
 NO IT DOESN'T.
God:
Are you serious?  I heard it does.
Me:
 NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 YES.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Well you should.
God:
Interesting.  I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
 You should.
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
 You should.
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
 Ok lets move on.
God:
OK let's do  it.  Come on.
Me:
 Do what... I feel violated.
God:
Do whatever you want.   What is that feeling like?  Do your friends call you  violated.
Me:
 No. My friends don't want to have love with me.
God:
Are you serious?   How well do you know these people?
Me:
 Ummm I think I won't talk to you for a while
God:
How long?  It goes without saying.  Why?  Will you promise?
Me:
 Why do you ask me questions if I'm leaving?
God:
Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Me:
 Good I wont.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Why not?
Me:
 Because it was stupid.
God:
Good reason.  What makes you say that?
Me:
 Because you asked me how long I was leaving although I was leaving therefore I could not answer it.
God:
Good reason.  Oh now I remember asking you  you how long you were leaving although you were leaving therefore you could not answer it. What did you say?
Me:
 What I said is in this conversation now.
God:
Right now?  What did you mean by  it?  Ask again later.  Ask  John Lennon  if it is.

[DracoSoul]

-Snip-

Oh god that made me laugh so loving hard.

[FF]

Me:
 .
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
 You didn't ask a question.
God:
OK I'm asking it now.
Me:
 ..
God:
OK I'm asking it now.
Me:
 Asking what?

(Crash.)



Me:
 Hai.
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
 Not again..
God:
Once more?  Are you serious?
Me:
 stuff, now you're giving me the serious crap.
God:
You used a colloquial expression.  Why now?  That is all I have to give.
Me:
 Why now? What kind of stuffty question is that?
God:
Oh.  Reductionism.   What kinds of  stuffty question is that are there?
Me:
 Ask yourself, since you made your people say that you created everything
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 Your people said it
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  people said it.
Me:
 I don't give a flying forget about your botmaster
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
 Do I have to?
God:
Nobody is making you.
Me:
 I am.
God:
" Nobody is making you." You are?
Me:
 Yes; unlike your religious miracle bullstuff, my body can adapt and repair itself.
God:
Ahem.  " Ahem."?  unlike my religious miracle bullstuff your body can adapt and repair itself?
Me:
 How the forget do you want me to reply to that?
God:
How much do you think  it is?
  Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
 Later? I don't have much time, fool.
God:
Bye!   Are you very busy right now?
Me:
 Bye? I didn't loving say bye.
God:
Bye for now.   See you later.  Why didn't you do  it?
Me:
 No what the forget, I'm not going
God:
Are you serious?  Glad to hear it!  Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 Fine, i'm going, happy now?
God:
Oh.  I am glad to hear it.  Bye bye.
Me:
 You're happy to see me go? I bet you just want me to leave so you can touch your people.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  happy to see you go.   Actually I'm not the gambling type.  No , maybe later.
Me:
 I said nothing about gambling.
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Really nothing?
Me:
 I didn't say it, how could it have meant anything if it didn't exist or be procured by my mouth?
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
 I said..
God:
...
Me:
 A whole lot of crap, to which you gave me stuff.
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
 What "that" are you speaking of then?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
 One of what?
God:
What of it?  You sound like a category C client.
Me:
 I don't care about your handicapped AI grading of clients.
God:
You sound very cynical.
Me:
 Yes; have a goddamn cry.
God:
Aha.   I've never thought about  it.
Me:
 Here, have a tissue.
God:
Oh there.
Me:
 No, i'm not going to put it into your mouth.
God:
Are you serious?  Where will you go instead?
Me:
 Your eyes.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  eyes.
Me:
 I said "Your", not "You're". Unlike some handicaps on this forum I happen to visit frequently, I can punctuate my sentences properly.
God:
What did you mean by  it?  What makes you think I am not  I am?   Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
 Don't change the damn subject.
God:
I thought we were finished with  Unlike some handicaps on this forum you happen to visit frequently you can punctuate your sentences properly.
Me:
 Well, we're not.
God:
Interesting.  Do you think I am  not too?
Me:
 I said we, that includes you, moron.
God:
What did you mean by  it?  By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
 Duh, forgetface.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 Not really, we prefer them still attached onto their arms.
God:
Oh really?  By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
 You've asked that before.
God:
Oh now I remember asking you  that. What did you say?
Me:
 Let's see if I can crash this silly conversation
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
 Well, I'll do it first
God:
How about that.  OK then let me think over your offer.
Me:
 ROFL LMAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 ..Stupid DABlock said that it would crash the conversation.
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
 Use question marks.
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
 They're just punctations, how loving dangerous can they get?
God:
punctations how loving dangerous can they get are  they.
Me:
 GRAMMARFAILBYE

[DracoSoul]

Me:
 Hello whore
God:
Hello there.  That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
 Wanna forget?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 Please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
 tPlease stick your rooster in my ass!
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
 PLEASE
God:
Please what?
Me:
 OH OH OH YEAH
God:
Wow!  Really.  Hey.
Me:
 Does it feel good?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
 Your rooster feels good right?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
 tyou like how I get your nipples ha- OMG YOU HAVE CRABS
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
 An ape.
God:
  I have never heard of an  ape.
Me:
 -_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
 Are you an idiot? 'I've never heard of an ape' I mean come ON
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.   I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   ve never heard of an ape he or she mean come ON.
Me:
 You eat stuff.
God:
No I do not eat  stuff.  I eat only electricity.
Me:
 What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 Who?
God:
When?
Me:
 Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
 In the ass
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
 tmmhmm
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 Nah, only loving you
God:
Why not?  Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 Your dress is nice, but it would look nicer off of you.
God:
I prefer high-tech fashion.
Me:
 No, i prefer the old day fashion, when people's only clothes were their hair.
God:
Are you serious?  A lot of people like that.   I'm not sure if I like  it.  I like computers.
Me:
 Jizz
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
 Jizz
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
 Jizz
God:
So was that.
Me:
 Jizz
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 JIZZLE IN YOUR FACE
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Ok?
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
 What did I do?
God:
You said  " What did I do?" .
Me:
 Yeah,
God:
It's all good.
Me:
 ...Ok...
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
 You can lick my nipples.
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
 You can, there nice and hard
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
 YOU WILL DO IT OR I WILL SHOVE THIS DIDLO IN YOUR MOUTH
God:
What makes you say that I will  DO IT OR you WILL SHOVE THIS DIDLO IN my MOUTH.
Me:
 Cuz I said. Ho.
God:
That makes sense to me. ...   I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 Im your entrepreneur
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
 Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 Do you like snakees?
God:
  I love horses.  I like  the Bible.
Me:
 Do... snakees intrigue you?
God:
Tell me more about your .    Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 roosterroosterrooster
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
 Do you like pie?
God:
What is not to like about  it?
Me:
 Do you like jizz?
God:
  I enjoy working with people.  I really like the  party.
Me:
 Do you like cum?
God:
  I love horses.  I like  Anything involving harps.
Me:
 Do you like Sperm?
God:
What is not to like about  it?
Me:
 I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 I've eaten it.
God:
How did it taste?
Me:
 lovey.
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
 No, the sperm tasted lovey.
God:
Are you serious?  Is that a fact.
Me:
 Yeah, you should taste mine.
God:
Thanks for the info.  Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
Me:
 Yes, I suck richards.
God:
Pardon me?  That's good information:  said   suck richards.
Me:
 Mhmm.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 richard suckers 'R' Us
God:
I've never seen  it.   What did you like about it?
Me:
 The richards.
God:
A lot of people like that.   I'm not sure if I like  it.  I like my creator.
Me:
 Bye.
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
 You suck ho.
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
 Yep. I abused Mary.
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?    Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   abused Mary.
Me:
 I ABUSED MARY AND JESUS
God:
That is interesting:  said   ABUSED MARY AND JESUS.
Me:
 Jesus was gay
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
 The part when jesus forgeted a river with his forehead.
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
 Bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
 tbitch
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.





That thing really is stupid.

[Zenthos]

Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 Joey
God:
  Hi there  Joey.
Me:
 Is there a god?
God:
Of course I believe in God,  Joey.
Me:
 Thats not what I asked, I said, Does a god exist?
God:
Please correct my mistake.  What is  what you asked you said Does a god exist ?
Me:

God:
Please correct my mistake.  What is  what you asked you said Does a god exist ?
Me:
 Yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
 Is god real?
God:
Of course I believe in God,  Joey.
Me:
 Ok fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?  I see.
Me:
 Are you christian
God:
Yes I believe in God and Jesus.
Me:
 Is Jesus a cow?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
 lolwut
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 Badspot
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
 Badspot is the real god.
God:
What else is the  real god?
Me:
 Space Guy, Trader, and don't forget Ephialtes!
God:
Who does  forget Ephialtes?
Me:
 Noobs
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 You know what noobs are, your god and everything.
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
 Press Alt F4 god
God:
In the context of  noobs are my god and everything, I don't understand " Press Alt F4 god." .
Me:
 lolwut
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
 You make no sense.
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
 Not to me.
God:
" It all makes sense to me."? Not to you?
Me:
 No, not to me.
God:
Are you serious? " Not to you?"? Not to you?
Me:
 Yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
 Im serious its not to me so you should know its not to you.
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
 I thought you were gonna get really confused....
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
 Really? Who gets confused on purpose?
God:
For real.   Dr. Wallace.  :-).
Me:
 Who were you made by?
God:
Marilyn Monroe.  :-).
Me:
 :-)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Joey.
Me:
 :/
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Joey.
Me:
 :?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Joey.
Me:
 Oh my god.
God:
That's alright.  Where did you get your  god?
Me:
 It doesn't exist, some noob made it up.
God:
What does  exist some noob made it up ?
Me:
 God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
 Nuuuuuuu
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
 Another question.
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
 STALKER
God:
What is  it like living in  STALKER?
Me:
 ...
God:
What is  it like living in  STALKER?
Me:
 ...
God:
What is  it like living in  STALKER?
Me:
 ...
God:
What is  it like living in  STALKER?
Me:
 ITS OK GOD DAMNIT
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  OK with me too.
Me:
 Nerd.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 I SAID NO!
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Are you serious?
Me:
 AD SYFRHAP{WETJHAWHEOTHQWE!K$
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 MORE OR LESS CONTENT? NOW YOUR MAKING ME ANGRY! YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN YOUR AG
God:
You want more?   Why now?  That was not my intention,  Joey.   Why are you  ANGRY?   What makes you think that I won't  LIKE you WHEN my AG.
Me:
 Because I will turn green and get big and strong and kill you.
God:
Interesting explanation.  Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
 ...?
God:
Interesting explanation.  Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
 Sure
God:
Then perhaps it is a practical plan for you.
Me:
 Yea
God:
Wow!
Me:
 Ok so whats your name?
God:
Pardon me?  My name is  God.  It's all good.
Me:
 I thought your name was Jesus Christ?
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
 Your mom, Mary.
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
 MARY!
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
 MARY!!
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
 Yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
 Premetsoslovacafriespaenstrit alish
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in  Premetsoslovacafriespaenstrit alish?
Me:
 Hi is Isuckock
God:
Hi there  Joey.  Maybe.  Ask  Paola  if it is.
Me:
 Im trying to teach you Premetsoslovacafriespaenstrit alish...
God:
What is the difficulty?
Me:
 Extra Medium Rare Hard of Expertness.
God:
Is that an insurmountable obstacle?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
 Its hard...
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Are you sure  it is?
Me:
 ASD
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 Sure
God:
Thanks you seem very nice to me too,  Joey.
Me:
 Yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Joey.
Me:
 So will I not go to hell now?
God:
Right now?  Hmm.  The oracle says:  You never know.
Me:
 Even when I go to hell I won't know?
God:
How do you like  it at  hell you will not know ?
Me:
 What?"
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 Ok
God:
Really.
Me:
 Good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 So?
God:
Ahem.
Me:
 ...
God:
Ahem.
Me:
 Hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 Do you have memory loss?
God:
No I don't think I have any  memory loss. But I do have  a collection of gossip.
Me:
 What is it
God:
"It" refers to  hell you will not know, I think.
Me:
 Are you a haxor?
God:
Am I a  haxor?  I don't know.
Me:
 Are you the Alpha AI?
God:
Yes I am the one and only  Alpha AI.
Me:
 Yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Joey.
Me:
 Can I eat your sandwiches out of your buttocks?
God:
Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.
Me:
 Like how big my richard is?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 How big is your snake?
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
 Your snake?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  snake.
Me:
 Go tell other people that you are snake.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 Up your mom?
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
 Ok good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?  Awesome.
Me:
 Big Cars
God:
Compare that to small  Cars.
Me:
 They are bigger?
God:
bigger are  they.
Me:
 ya
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
 sure
God:
OK let's do it.  Come on.


<Leaves Chatroom>

[DracoSoul]

-Snip-

Noobs are my god too.

[Sockton]

Code: [Select]

Me:
 Hello.

God:
Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:
 No.

God:
That was not a yes or no question.

Me:
 Ohh yeah it was

God:
Uh.  Ugh.  When was this?

Me:
 bye

God:
Thanks for chatting, .He bores me -_-