Dear Mom: I have a huge credit card bill and i am moving away to texas to pay it off.Dont worry im fine so good bye for 10 years.
Love, Your Son Bob
P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at joe's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the sock in your sandwich in my center desk drawer.
I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
i just edited it XD
i give credit to jirue for the idea
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