Author Topic: No...more...Chuck Norris Jokes.... (Read 7355 times)

TruBluRage · February 03, 2009, 02:57:39 PM

Quote from: NickTheSushi on January 31, 2009, 08:19:47 PM

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris.. ...

I lol'd.
A tad bit too long (the middle ones) though, ;)

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Wario367 · February 06, 2009, 03:30:38 PM

Every time you say no ones perfect chuck norris takes it as a personal insult

Aphtonites · February 06, 2009, 04:02:02 PM

Quote from: Wario367 on February 06, 2009, 03:30:38 PM

Every time you say no ones perfect chuck norris takes it as a personal insult

You're doing it wrong.

Hiiro3293 · February 16, 2009, 06:56:39 PM

chuck norris won the game...
chuck norris doesnt turn on the lights he turns off the dark

Ziyek · February 16, 2009, 07:48:43 PM

A man once stopped Chuck Norris on the street and demanded 100 Chuck Norris facts from him. Chuck Norris raised one eyebrow with such force that the man disentegrated

Hiiro3293 · February 17, 2009, 01:06:16 PM

chuck norris's BLid is -17