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[Shadow86]

my freind said
you have 5 dollars
Chuck Norris has 5 dollars    who has more?


Chuck Norris because he will beat you up and take your 5 dollars :o

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[Chrono]

I love all these copy+paste jokes. I swear I seen the same ones over 5 times.

[pen]

5   Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

me 2 :D
this is what happens if you google chuck norris

[Plasmus]

I got This.

[Niblic]

Answers to some jokes

1: When chuck norris has 5 dollars and you have 5 dollars chuck norris has more money than you.

Chuck norris has $5.01 obviously.

2: When chuck norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet the water does.

Chuck Norris wears water-proof clothes :P

3: Chuck Norris can eat just one lay chip

I can! That doesn't mean I am a chuck norris.

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OHHHHHH!! I am so scared!

[IceBlue]

Chuck Norris was once told he is just an actor. The results where to gruesome for historians to record.

[Sankuro]

Here are some of my Chuck Norris Jokes:
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-Chuck norris is just an actor. SO HE IS A LIE.

[IceBlue]

No.

[Mustard]

CHEUCKKZ NORRIS KILLED CHUCK CHEESE CUZ HER HAD THE SAM NEAMEDs(1) altf4 5682 (random emote spam) crtl alt del

[Ryuu]

Chuck Norris doesnt like mudkips 

[AssailantLF]

Funny, just this past week my friends started obsessing over Chuck Norris jokes. :P

[logan513]

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

[TruBluRage]

Here are some of my Chuck Norris Jokes:
-Chuck norris is a lie.
-Chuck norris is a lie.
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God, I can't stop using this today!

[DrMobius]

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi, and he's not telling anyone.

[pixl]

Chuck norris is so epic, when he was president. The terrorists face melted off their skulls