I saw a guy wearing a mask at the park yesterday,
wanted to just walk over to him, rip his mask off, and yell
"I HAS THE SWINE!" and then cough in his face.
I did that to an over-reacting friend.
He had a mask on, thinking the virus got to Utah,
I yanked the mask off and yelled "I HAS TEH SWINE!"
Apparently I had a sneeze coming, so I sneezed and fake-coughed on him.
It was great to see him react.
(Running around, screaming, wiping his face off with tissues)