Zombie Invasion

[lolzorz mcgee]

It has nothing to do with the loving environment, you twit. A typical hummer gets 6 miles a gallon, and they hold like 4 gallons. They're just flashy pieces of stuff to drive around your neighborhood while the neighbors think "Wow, what a cool guy. I wish I had money to piss away like that friend can." If zombies do happen, roads will be littered with cars that are broken or empty-tanked. A hummer really doesn't even have any off-road ability. Like I said, it's just a flashy car.

I see what you mean...

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[NickTheSushi]

I see what you mean...

God, whoever posted that topic about new people being stupid is right. Christ, it's somewhat-common sense.

[Choneis]

If I were to live through a Zombie Invasion, I would gather supplies. Food, Water, a large gun and a light axe. Ride by bike through the streets hacking down zombies as I go. Search for survivers, set fire to the gas lines. And ride to the farm land with all my new buddies.

We would continue to do this until all the zomebies are dead. =D.

[Sheezy]

What if you wake up on one particular morning and find that everyone is gone? Animals roaming in your back yard, and airplane crashed into a nearby river, and human bodies in the street rotting?
This is a place were you start planing step by step in a ditailed mater. And the items you colect with
If I wake up on the same day discribed, I would investigate the house first. Get my backpack and colect all of the useful items I can find.

* my katana "duh"
* two flashlights + baterys
* a full water bottle or two
* a small cutting knife
* a radio
* a city map
* and some boxers for when I stuff my self trying to run away from the zombies

Get my boots on and camo, and go to the near general store and reach a near gun shop, I would buy mostly indoors like a Glock 17 in your pocket, and a shotgun on your back with the ammo in your backpack. Take a bike and try to find people.

You're a forgettard.
A fake katana, hell even a real katana will not do stuff during a zombie apocalypse, enjoy getting bitten.
And your choice of firearms is handicapped and it obviously shows you dont know stuff about firearms.
I'd probably go with a 1911 for a pistol and if there were any Benelli M4s at the store that didnt get raided from it already, I would go for one, if I couldnt get one I would get a mossberg 500 or a remmington 870.

[Dillpickle]

God, whoever posted that topic about new people being stupid is right. Christ, it's somewhat-common sense.

Dont put the lords name in Vain.

[NickTheSushi]

Dont put the lords name in Vain.

Christ christ mother loving christ.

[Riot]

You're a forgettard.
A fake katana, hell even a real katana will not do stuff during a zombie apocalypse, enjoy getting bitten.
And your choice of firearms is handicapped and it obviously shows you dont know stuff about firearms.
I'd probably go with a 1911 for a pistol and if there were any Benelli M4s at the store that didnt get raided from it already, I would go for one, if I couldnt get one I would get a mossberg 500 or a remmington 870.

Did anyone ask you to squeze you fat ass on to this topic to insult and jizz on us? No one is prepaired for this because this never happened before. Even a book can't prepare you because no one knows how a zombie behaves, who knows they probably can fly.

[Thorax]

A fake katana, hell even a real katana will not do stuff during a zombie apocalypse, enjoy getting bitten.

Slicing their heads would kill them. And Katana's are pretty light and have a far reach. Probably one of the best melee weapons for a fight.

[XD!]

Slicing their heads would kill them. And Katana's are pretty light and have a far reach. Probably one of the best melee weapons for a fight.

Much better melee weapons than a katana, a machete would do much more, as it does not take "Super awesome ninja training"* to cut a loving head off. That being said, it would be hard to cut a head off with a machete as well. You might as well pack a machete over a katana, you also got the addition of availability as well. Then again, a melee weapon needs to be a last resort weapon. Also if you wish for a melee weapon with range, go for a spear, one of the longest of the melee weapons.

[Sheezy]

Slicing their heads would kill them. And Katana's are pretty light and have a far reach. Probably one of the best melee weapons for a fight.

Maybe a REAL katana.
But those would cost you quite a number.
Also, hate to break it to you but you can't exactly slice the head off of something with as much ease as you think it is, we arn't made of jello, we have bones.
If I HAD to go melee, I would use a loving blunt object because it would be much easier to just cave their skull in than try to look like a character from an anime.

[Riot]

It was easy in the movies :{•

[lordician]

I would go to the wish granted topic and wish that the zombies were gone forever! :D
Nah, i would probably get some stuff and go to the house of the one i love and protect her...^^
(Yes, i'm serious...)

[Paw]

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