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[KoopaScooper]

Jester found THIS JavaScript and used it to make horrible, but oddly funny stories.
Post yours here!

One of mine:

Things That Drive Me Crazy

I just hate it when:

Mom serves rice pudding for dinner.

My pet tiger chews my towels.

Ms. Foller gets mad at the class for being loving huge.

My best friend is some idiot on the street and decides to ass-raep with somebody else.

I get raep'd for something I didn't do.

Dad makes me wear lions to school.

My favorite TV show "Beavis and Butthead" gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference.

People lick into my bedroom without knocking.

[Ad Bot]

[Marcem]

Party On

When invited to a party at a snake's house, you should always bring a vagina. This will make you seem especially forgeted, and may even get you some tits. Don't talk too loveily, and don't ever sit on the ass. Don't dance too softly, and don't forget anything that's in the condom. At the end of the party, be sure to masturbate your host before saying OH stuff! and driving home.

[Azimuth]

On average, people fear sheep more than they do pastries!

Banging your fire against a wall uses 2 calories an hour.

homie g's son invented speakers.

In every episode of king of the hill there is a rock somewhere.

Many oxen only blink one eye at a time.

The grass was invented by a doctor.

A/An cow can rape for 3 years.

Women forget nearly twice as much as men.

homer simpson comics were banned in moscow because he doesn't wear a bagel.

The average pizza has 4921 knives in it.

[Plasmus]

It was a cold, Orange night. Emily and Natalie Ran around the campfire, Running songs and eating Chickens.

Soon they got tired, climbed into their Restraunts, and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly, they were both wide awake. There was a loud Sitting sound outside the tent. Wtf grabbed Emily's Arm and held on for dear life. Emily started chanting, "Lions and Pies and Glenns, oh my!" over and over again.

Then into their tent fell their friend Moo. Moo had been thirsty and had gone into the house for some Pee. Now the Pee was on the floor of their tent. But they all had a good laugh and went back to sleep.

It turned out to be a very Blue camping trip. And maybe next time they'll even leave Wtf's backyard.

[Fizzles]

Live from the Olympics

Hello, folks. We're live at the Olympics. Everyone is very excited about the loving race. All eyes will be on Michael Jackson who is representing pen-island. Michael Jackson has already won 8675309 medals here at the stadium.
Here come the athletes now! Michael Jackson looks a little lovey as she gets ready to race. And they're off. Michael Jackson and Billy Mays are neck and neck as they near the finish line. The crowd is on their feet cleaning. Michael Jackson has won, and it's a world record!
We quickly move to the medal ceremony. This is very emotional. We just heard that this is Michael Jackson's last Olympics. Tears are in Michael Jackson's eyes as pen-island's flag is raised and Roundabout is played. It's a Hot day for Michael Jackson and all the people from pen-island.


The Package

The doorbell rang. richard and Vagina raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, arousing box. What could be inside? They quick forgeted the box into the bedroom. Vagina quick put her snake close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, "OH! UH!!"

"Hurry. Open the box!" screamed richard. To their amazement, Billy Mays leaped out of the box and started singing "Roundabout". There was nothing else to do but sing along.

[Plasmus]

Driving a car can be fun if you follow this Cold advice:

    * When approaching a Pie on the right, always blow your Cake.
    * Before making a handicapped turn, always stick your Piss out of the window.
    * Every 2000 miles, have your stuff inspected and your Restraunt checked.
    * When approaching a school, watch out for Moronic Asses.
    * Above all, drive Modistly. The Ass you save may be your own!

[SuperToxic]

Hello, folks. We're live at the Olympics. Everyone is very excited about the Jumping race. All eyes will be on John Smith who is representing America. John Smith has already won 9001 medals here at the stadium.

Here come the athletes now! John Smith looks a little Gay as she gets ready to race. And they're off. John Smith and Britney Spears are neck and neck as they near the finish line. The crowd is on their feet Typing. John Smith has won, and it's a world record!
We quickly move to the medal ceremony. This is very emotional. We just heard that this is John Smith's last Olympics. Tears are in John Smith's eyes as America's flag is raised and Yankee Doodle is played. It's a cigarettegish day for John Smith and all the people from America.

[Jimmg]

I am qualified for this job because I'm LOL. I got a college education at lol and I majored in lol. I consider myself very LOL because I'm a lol. I'll be working to support my wife and our three LOL lol. I'm looking for a job that pays between lol and lol dollars a year.

I have experience using Llol lol and a lol. I have a lol attitude that makes me good for lol. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me the most lol candidate for this job.

Sincerely,

lol

[SuperToxic]

I took Jimmg's idea.
:D

On average, people fear lol more than they do lol!

Banging your lol against a wall uses lol calories an hour.

lol's son invented lol.

In every episode of lol there is a lol somewhere.

Many lol only blink one eye at a time.

The lol was invented by a lol.

A/An lol can lol for 3 years.

Women lol nearly twice as much as men.

lol comics were banned in lol because he doesn't wear a lol.

The average lol has lol lol in it.

[Kerog]

Live from the Olympics

Hello, folks. We're live at the Olympics. Everyone is very excited about the masterbating race. All eyes will be on flashmaker sux who is representing Youchew Poop forums. flashmaker sux has already won 69 medals here at the stadium.
Here come the athletes now! flashmaker sux looks a little yummy as she gets ready to race. And they're off. flashmaker sux and cory's snake are neck and neck as they near the finish line. The crowd is on their feet cumming. flashmaker sux has won, and it's a world record!
We quickly move to the medal ceremony. This is very emotional. We just heard that this is flashmaker sux's last Olympics. Tears are in flashmaker sux's eyes as Youchew Poop forums's flag is raised and songs to fap to is played. It's a homoloveual like day for flashmaker sux and all the people from Youchew Poop forums.

im silly

[SuperToxic]

Live from the Olympics

Hello, folks. We're live at the Olympics. Everyone is very excited about the masterbating race. All eyes will be on flashmaker sux who is representing Youchew Poop forums. flashmaker sux has already won 69 medals here at the stadium.
Here come the athletes now! flashmaker sux looks a little yummy as she gets ready to race. And they're off. flashmaker sux and cory's snake are neck and neck as they near the finish line. The crowd is on their feet cumming. flashmaker sux has won, and it's a world record!
We quickly move to the medal ceremony. This is very emotional. We just heard that this is flashmaker sux's last Olympics. Tears are in flashmaker sux's eyes as Youchew Poop forums's flag is raised and songs to fap to is played. It's a homoloveual like day for flashmaker sux and all the people from Youchew Poop forums.

im silly

Dear god
You won the game
:D

[Kerog]

new one


Pet Show

One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town. "That's not so fly!" I said. "I'm sure flashmaker will win." flashmaker is our pet furry. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking snake and jumping through cans of piss. Her favorite food is spaghetti. It's the only thing she'll eat.

On the day of the pet show, I got up early and washed flashmaker and tied her favorite carrot around her neck. She looked so fly.

I couldn't believe all the pets at the show. On one side of us there was a big sonic. On the other side was a japanese poodle. At that point the judges came by. We showed them how flashmaker can balance a wood on her vagina. The judges were very impressed.

At the end of the day, the first prize went to a big emo furry with pink stripes. But flashmaker got a purple ribbon for being the most gangsta furry at the show.

[KoopaScooper]

On average, people fear lions more than they do towels!

Banging your LEGO against a wall uses 9000 calories an hour.

Eric Hartman's son invented Blockland.

In every episode of Teletubbies there is a terrorist somewhere.

Many bearz only blink one eye at a time.

The box was invented by a creating Torque Games.

A/An jackass can forget for 3 years.

Women raep nearly twice as much as men.

richard Pickle comics were banned in Neverland Ranch because he doesn't wear a Gamecube.

The average taco has 8992 rat droppings in it.

The ones in BOLD are the most funniest.

[Azimuth]

Those mexican foods aren't healthy, not at all.

[NoZoner]

Strange but True

On average, people fear geese more than they do turds!

Banging your cunt against a wall uses 1 calories an hour.

Rob's son invented starfishs.

In every episode of Tom Goes to the Mayor there is a cigarette somewhere.

Many fish only blink one eye at a time.

The loser was invented by a spying.

A/An rancor can forget for 3 years.

Women piss nearly twice as much as men.

Tom comics were banned in Manila because he doesn't wear a smartass.

The average lumpia has 2 nouns in it.