Your posts are not loving LETTERS now stop acting like they are.
Dear Tingalz, 9.01.09
You posted regarding whether or not we will stop writing our signatures at the end of our posts.
Now, after careful consideration I decided I will keep on signing, as it differentiates us from the others.
I hope you take no offense in this letter, as no offense was intended, yet I feel as though you shouldn't try to stop us anymore, because it is futile.
Sincerely,
WhatevaGuy
(~WhatevaGuy)