Hilarious Spam E-Mail I got today.

[-Mike-]

It's funny when people actually believe Otis is a child enthusiast/child molester.

[Ad Bot]

[Netwars4]

I meant what was below it.

I know, but that's not creepy enough for me.

[zookuw]

here :]

English speaking customers: Please refer to the start of this mail
Para los clientes espa?oles: Por favor vayan hasta el fin de este coreo  electrónico
 
An investigation of the World of Warcraft account has produced evidence  that the account has been accessed by someone who is not allowed to use  it. You can bind your mobile phone to your World of Warcraft account  for free. This will protect your account from being stolen:  http://www.battle-mobilephone.com
 

 
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but now i can't find out what the heck this is i don't have a WOW accout BUT if you go to that site is has a ESRB thing at the bottom

[Dippindots]

You are so lovey

[.::Taboo::.]

This reminds me of an add I saw on 4chan. "Meet lovey Russian girls"

I recall on the old FAKKU! (Hurp derp, I won't explain) forums, of a lot of the members were getting e-mails along those lines.
I don't totally remember, but I'm pretty sure it was a member being stupid who got banned for being stupid, as well as underage.

[Packer]

Hah I've won so many lottery's I own the world 3 times over! I love spam mail these days, its so bad and obvious you just laugh even harder at the ones that think its true.

[D3ATH]

Many casinos would like me as a customer. I also get lots of spam about some acai stuff.
And all those e-mails titles are horribly mispelled, like someone fell asleep on keyboard. :o

At least Gmail filters all of that spam. :D

[TheLegomaster]

"Meet girls in your area" ads always display girls from Boerakker, wherever that may be.

[Packer]

[Spam:****** SpamScore] Once Again Congratulation
Microsoft Award Team
20 Craven Park, Harlesden
London NW10,United Kingdom.
Batch number: 12/ED/0340
Reff number: MSN-L/200-269ED
Winning number: ED09788

Dear Winner,

This e-mail is to inform you that your e-mail address has won you the sum of £500,000.00(Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling) from the MICROSOFT INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY. For your payment, you are required to contact our fudiciary agent with the below contact details:

CONTACT PERSON: MR. Terry Martins
Email: terrymartins@tyc-adept.co.cc
Tel: + +44702 403 7907
Tel: +44 703 193 1805
Tel: +44 703 195 9647

You are also required to contact him with the below information.

Batch number...................12/ED/0340
Reff number....................... MSN-L/200-269ED
Winning number...................ED09 788

INFORMATION REQUESTED:

(a) Your full Name:
(b) Contact address:
(c) Your Telephone and fax numbers:
(d) Your Age:
(e) Your occupation:
(f) Your country of origin:

Regards,
Mr. Edward Alahmari
Online Co-ordinator

I just got this one 
Microsoft doing a lottery? News to me.