Hilarious Spam E-Mail I got today.

[Riot]

Friedfrick... Man people try to hard to get love these days, or just scam money.

[Ad Bot]

[Otis Da HousKat]

You grab a pair of preteen boobs once for a funny picture and you're typecast forever. Kids these days. :(

Two pairs and they asked me to lift them like that. I enjoyed the reactions I got.

[Rughugger]

Two pairs and they asked me to lift them like that. I enjoyed the reactions I got.

I know. Got to love how people overreact to things.

[DrMobius]

The child enthusiast jokes extended long before that didn't they?

[-Mike-]

i only started getting them after i signed up for some crappy game called adventurequest about a year or 2 ago

but i only get about 5 every 2 weeks and they all go to my spam folder

[Caution]

Haha, I get tons of stuffty spam on my old email account. I made a new one with a cooler name and now the only emails I get are from WLT and Facebook.

Coincidentally Facebook always has stupid ads on the sidebar like "MEET HOT GIRLS," "GET A HOT GIRLFRIEND," "I'M HUNTING FOR A CUTE BOYFRIEND!"

I cancel the ad out and just put "sucks" on the comment box.

[A.R.C.]

MEET HOT LOCALS IN YOUR AREA

[Inv3rted]

MEET HOT TROPICAN ISLAND LOCALS

[Makingblah]

lol there was an email a while ago asking me to be a researchstar

[Justin K.]

Haha

[Comatose]

"Talk live with hot singles in your area, they're waiting."
"Who's waiting?"

Just had to.

[Netwars4]

The child enthusiast jokes extended long before that didn't they?

Yes, yes they did.

[Otis Da HousKat]

Whatever you do, don't look at my profile.

[Netwars4]

Location: Your little sister's bedroom, knock first.

I don't have a little sister.

[Otis Da HousKat]

I don't have a little sister.

I told you not to look! What have you done!?

That's been my location since like February actually. I meant what was below it.