Xbox live hilarity

[Moriarty]

I'd buy a PS3 if I could put the guts of it's controller in a 360'd controller case

The shape of the PS3 controller and the whole "both brown townog sticks on the bottom" thing are my only gripes with the system.

Also, there seems to be some response lag with the controllers, but that's probably because my friend never recharges his controllers that much.
(FYI: I've only played a PS3 at my friend's house)

How much lag?
Mine are spot on :s

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[Snaffle J. Bean]

How much lag?
Mine are spot on :s

Not that much lag, but it makes it really hard to play an FPS/fast-paced racing game.

For some reason, he thinks the controllers have a battery that never runs out :/

[Moriarty]

Not that much lag, but it makes it really hard to play an FPS/fast-paced racing game.

For some reason, he thinks the controllers have a battery that never runs out :/

Wtf?
Thats for unwired xbox 360 controllers. Tell him another PS3 owner that you met on an internet forum that the battery runs out in about 4-6 hours if you charge it in for a half hour.
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[Osak]

In Ghost Recon, I told a guy to start the server because it was full and he replied to me with this, "shut the forget up white cracker"

[WhoDa?]

I didn't know that normal things broke if you tapped them.

Microsoft and normal? My ass.

[Thorax]

I hate how mad people get over the Kill/Death ratio in COD. Personally, I'm not to good at going positive in K/D, I'm better at doing objectives. So I joined a game search and destroy. All of my team was yelling at me because of my K/D and how much I sucked and how I would lose the match for them. We get to playing and I planted/guarded the bomb for 3 wins. I went 0-0. They shut up after that.

[KoopaScooper]

One time, on Halo 3 Xbox Live, in a CTF, my brother's team was winning, and they scored.
One of their kids on the opposite team said "I WAS TAKING A CRAP ON THE TOILET YOU friend", and pretty much everyone with a microphone made fun of him.

[Chrono]

I remember on Halo 3, back when I actually had it. Me and a friend who sucks at games decided to play live splitscreen. I pick team doubles to see how horribly I would lose with him as a partner. We play on Isolation apperently.
So the round ends by time, lost 22-24. I had 20 kills. My handicapped friend had 2. After the round, they said WE suck.
I almost kicked their ass alone. [sarcasm]I totally suck[/sarcasm].