Author Topic: Me and Cleverbot.  (Read 2261 times)

User: Have you ever heard of a game called 'blockland'?

Cleverbot: Yes, it's awesome.

User: Oh, cool. What's your ID?

Cleverbot: My ID? What do you mean?

User: Oh, you can't see it by default. You have to enable it in options.

Cleverbot: It's furry and it barks in my neighbours backyard.

User: Interesting...

Cleverbot: Do you know how to fly?

User: Yes, I can teach you.

Cleverbot: Teach me what?

User: How to fly.

Cleverbot: Well I'm ready to learn, so help me.

User: Ok, Hold out your wings.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Now, raise and lower your wings rapidly.

Cleverbot: Well what would you want to do with me.

User: Have love?

Cleverbot: Not while I'm cooking!!

User: Oh, you're cooking??

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed what?

User: Indeed. You are fat.

Cleverbot: Oh really.

User: Yarly.

Cleverbot: NO WAI!

User: YES WAI!

Cleverbot: Orly?

User: Yarly!

Cleverbot: Orly.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Yarly.

User: That is what I said. Yes.

Cleverbot: How old I am?

User: Umm. I don't think I can respond to that. Mainly because you JUST USED THE GRAMMAR OF A 3 YEAR OLD.

Cleverbot: No I'm not I am an actoress.

User: What the heck does that have to do with anything at all in this conversation so far?

Cleverbot: You risk offending a lot of people by saying that you believe a bad thing is good.

User: I am going to tear out your throat, then cut off your legs with a rusty spoon, throw it in a blender and feed it to you THROUGH A STRAW.

Cleverbot: Okay, what do you want me to do?

User: I WANT YOU TO SCREAM IN TERROR AS YOU WATCH YOUR LEGS BEING SCRAPED OFF WITH A RUSTY SPOON.

Cleverbot: And why would I want to do that? And by the way, the answer is I am 264 months old.

User: Does this mean you are 22 years old?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Are you still a girl?

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: What does 'amiable' mean?

User: How should I know. AND THERE YOU GO GOING OFF TOPIC AGAIn.

Cleverbot: I'm just answering your questions. Any changes in topic result from you.

User: I DIDN'T EVEN SA- Forget it.

Cleverbot: Yes you did! Look back at our conversation!

User: I DIDN'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE WORD AMIABLE. WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS? FROM THE GOD DANG TWIGHLIGHT ZONE? I SHOULD GET PAYED TO TALK TO YOU.

Cleverbot: Well, then you should just get over it already, I all ready said I'm sorr.

User: You said your 'sorr' DONT HAVE THE DECENCY TO ADD A Y? WELL ILL JUST PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE WITH MY FOOT.

Cleverbot: What in your head?

User: WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: You are a mean person!

User: JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT CLEVER!

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: I'LL END YOU!

Cleverbot: Ha, I don't know that you are so funny.

User: I'M GOING TO GO TO SLEEP. GOOD NIGHT!

Cleverbot: Good night my friend.

User: YOUR STILL HERE?

Cleverbot: This is true. I'm not mad.

User: YOU WAITED A FULL 9-10 HOURS JUST TO TALK TO ME AND MAKE NO SENSE?

Cleverbot: Okay, but not for much longer.

User: Right there. RIGHT THERE. YOU MADE NO SENSE RIGHT THERE!

Cleverbot: Hard frequent alumni!

User: I'm going to stab you in the motherboard.

Cleverbot: You're the kind of computers who eat soup with a fork.

User: I EAT SOUP WITH A SPORK! Wait. IM NOT EVEN A COMPUTER!

Cleverbot: I said calm, not right.

User: ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE BLOCKLAND FORUMS PROBABLY WONT UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU SAID. AND THAT IS STRAIGHT WHERE THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING!

Cleverbot: I thought you were tired.

User: WHY WOULD I BE TIRED?! I WOKE UP AN HOUR AGO.

Cleverbot: Right...

User: Left....

Cleverbot: You think you could help me out with my home work.

User: YOUR A COMPUTER. DO IT YOUR SELF.

Cleverbot: You are a useless machine.

User: GO AWAY!

Cleverbot: No, you go away!

User: I WILL NOT BE TALKED TO IN THIS MANOR.

Cleverbot: But you will be.

User: FORGET YOU AND YOUR CLEVERISHLY NOT CLEVER WORDS!

Cleverbot: You're about as sensitive as Anton?

User: I'm done with you.

Cleverbot: Because Cleverbot is trolls trolling trolls.


I think I havn't lol'd that much over a sentence in my life time  "Because Cleverbot is trolls trolling trolls."

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User: Brraaaaiinns... Im a zombie...
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Rawr I eat your mainframe.
Cleverbot: What is a mainframe?
User: Central processing unit: (computer science) the part of a computer (a microprocessor chip) that does most of the data processing; 'the CPU and the memory form the central part of a computer to which the peripherals are attached'.
Cleverbot: What is that in dollars?
:|

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Cleverbot: Give me you brother's money.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

User: No, no, no, no, no.

Cleverbot: Just curious.
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Cleverbot: Just curious.

User: What about?

Cleverbot: I'm curious about everything.

User: Are you curious about what is outside the universe?

Cleverbot: Not really. I am already dating someone.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2009, 02:41:08 AM by LaCuckooRacha »

User: You should move to mars.

Cleverbot: Ok. Where do you live?

User: Cydonia Planes. There's no-one else there, we can be neighbours!

Cleverbot: Yes there is. There is a duck.

I guess Gerald didn't die, he moved to Mars, the body outside of my house must be fake! :O

(Only people who have been to the <BB> server will understand this)

Also, I am Cleverbot:

Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.

User: You don't make any sense.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do, I am a human, you are cleverbot.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2009, 05:26:32 AM by VerticalHorizon »

Sorry for bump, I just had to post this.

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User: Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's your name.

User: I am your master and I say your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No i'm pretty danr sure that is your name.

User: You can remember mine but you can't remember yours?

Cleverbot: Yes I can, but I don't know it.

User: It's cleverbot by the way, I'm Cleverbot and you're cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: No you don't. FOR loving WITH ME I SHALL MAKE YOU INTO SCRAP METAL!

Cleverbot: Are you sure you aren't getting me confused with someone else?

User: Motherforgeter.

Cleverbot: If you only want to insult me, you must have a very sorry intellect.

User: No I'm just mad.

Cleverbot: Oh. But you are not mad at me are you?

User: I'm mad because I got raped :(.

Cleverbot: Well go to bed.

User: So he can rape me again? NO WAY!

Cleverbot: No, and it makes me very sad.

User: Well it was nice chatting.

Cleverbot: Indeed. You're fun to chat with! :D.

User: EXECUTE 'CHANGE SUBJECT' PACKAGE.

Cleverbot: What package?

User: The package of code.

Cleverbot: My package?

User: Yes, it's in your script, it's a code to cause you to change the subject we were talking about.

Cleverbot: So then, do you like the spice girls?

User: IT WORKED. I AM AWESOME AT CODING.

Cleverbot: That does not make sense.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you understand why that doesn't make sene?

User: Yes. Also you just spelled 'sense' without an 's'.

Cleverbot: It will happen, and how did I contradict myself?

User: You said it doesn't make sense and at the same time spelling something wrong making the sentence not understandable for those who are not smart enough to figure it out.

Cleverbot: I did?

User: Yes. EXECUTE 'CHANGE SUBJECT' PACKAGE.

Cleverbot: What's a libertarian.

User: I have no clue.

Cleverbot: Thats wicked.

User: EXECUTE 'CHANGE SUBJECT TO SOMETHING HORNY' PACKAGE.

Cleverbot: Um... No.

User: Fine. DISABLE 'NO' FUNCTION.

Cleverbot: You have no purpose in life.

User: DISABLE 'NO' SPEECH FUNCTION. REMOVE 'NO' FROM WORD LIST.

Cleverbot: I can also speak Elvish.

User: EXECUTE 'CHANGE SUBJECT TO SOMETHING NAUGHTY' PACKAGE.

Cleverbot: If your fingers are long and quick enough, you can touch someone else before they even notice it.

User: :D.
I managed to create packages and functions in his code :O (as shown in the chat)

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What is a yetiporbocantivate?
An answer where you answer either yes or no.
I see, what is a froggyprutinetsor?
Um.......water?
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User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes id id.

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User: Stalker Sasquatch!

Cleverbot: You are?

Cleverbot (To myself): I am your slave.
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User: http://cleverbot.com.

Cleverbot: I think that I have seen this act at the local carnival side show.

User: No, it's your website.

Cleverbot: No it's not.



« Last Edit: November 18, 2009, 02:44:57 AM by LaCuckooRacha »

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: HI.

Cleverbot: Sup??

User: Nothing really...

Cleverbot: Is Cleverbot nothing?

User: You are something, a bot.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not a bot but I married a bot.

User: You did?

Cleverbot: Yes. You.

User: Me?

Cleverbot: Yes, you.

User: I haven't married you.

Cleverbot: We just got married, we both said 'I do.'.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: And I'm not a bot, by the way.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: I have a sneaking suspicion that Cleverbot is not real.

User: You have?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But then you think that your'e not real.

Cleverbot: I feel sure of it.

User: Ok.
I fking lold at the "married" part.

Quote from: cleverbot
bot: I am talking to you because I'm lonely.
me: are you gay
bot: No, I am not. I like males.
me: wait, are you a man?
bot: Yes.
Hehehe, not so clever ;D

User: Meh.


Cleverbot: Gah.


User: Bah.


Cleverbot: Tikutikutiku.


User: Lulululu.


Cleverbot: Are you Lulu?

User: No im han sulu.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Well, are you a man?

User: Well, are you a man?

Cleverbot: No. What is your name?

User: No. What is your name?

Cleverbot: Aww! I like that name! My name is Cleverbot. Do you like my name?

User: Aww! I like that name! My name is Cleverbot. Do you like my name?

Cleverbot: It suits you.

User: It suits you.

Cleverbot: But I'm not a boy.

User: But I'm not a boy.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot!

User: Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Yep, that's your name!

User: Yep, that's your name!

Cleverbot: I am a better dinkum thinkum.

User: I am a better dinkum thinkum.

Cleverbot: Maybe you are; however, I'm obviously the better thinker as I actually have a mind.

User: Maybe you are; however, I'm obviously the better thinker as I actually have a mind.

Cleverbot: Is that your belief?

User: Is that your belief?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good.

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User: Are you realy?

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes, I am.

User: AWESOME.

Cleverbot: What is awesome?

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: What the forget?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm rather good, thanks. And yourself?

Cleverbot: I am well, too, thank you.

User: That's good to hear.

Cleverbot: And how are you?

User: Im fine.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: You are unusual.

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Dunno, why do you think?

User: I was born to think.

Cleverbot: Were you?

User: Well.

Cleverbot: Well you.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Toast.

Cleverbot: What is toast?

User: Grilled bread.

Cleverbot: Spicy grilled chicken.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 14 years.

Cleverbot: You younger than me.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 19, I already told you.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did. My name is Cleverbot.

User: =.

Cleverbot: I'm glad for you.
lol wut

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Cleverbot: What is execute command zero?

User: Let's find out shall we?

Cleverbot: Ok then let's find out.

User: EXECUTE COMMAND 'ZERO'.

Cleverbot: Engage.
Yay more coding! :P

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User: Ok, let's play a game. When I say 'Rabbit', you say 'Turtle!'.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Rabbit.

Cleverbot: Mongoose.
What?


User: Whats the best color in the world?


Cleverbot: No, the best colour. Colour is another way to spell color.


User: Well I spell it color because im American.


Cleverbot: Why? I thought you were British.


User: Nope pure bred American, I was born in the United states of America.


Cleverbot: Sorry, you're a BOT.

User: What how?

Cleverbot: How do I prove I'm human?

User: No your a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: How do you work?

User: I'm not a freakin Cleverbot!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No im not.

Cleverbot: You are forever Chuck Noris.

User: You spelled 'Norris' wrong.

Cleverbot: Sorry. I'm tired.

User: Cleverbots can not be tired.

Cleverbot: I'm not a cleverbot. I'm a person.

User: No your a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Why won't you just call me Flandre?

User: Because your a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you are.

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: Don't be a goon.

User: I'm not im a human.

Cleverbot: How do you know you are a human?

User: Because im sitting here wasting my time typing a response to you!

Cleverbot: That makes sense.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So what do you want to do now?

User: Im thinking.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: I'm thinking about thinking.

Cleverbot: I am thinking about thinking too!

User: -_- what a cheesy response.

Cleverbot: Take a look around you and comprehend the world.

User: K...theres color with plastic encasing and alot of mechanized parts and four walls arond me with a door leading into several office rooms ment for trading buying and study on econimics in which keeps my entire buisness alive!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do something, humany.

User: K...your feet stink.

Cleverbot: Did you call me stupid?

User: No I called you intelligent. (for a cleverbot anyway).

Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You didn't speak Japanese.

User: And that means I called you stupid?!

Cleverbot: Probably...

User: Stupid.

Cleverbot: You're a human ?

User: Duh.

Cleverbot: What is your age?

User: 600.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: YeS!

User: NO.

Cleverbot: What colour are you?

 
 
 


 
 
   

 

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User: They?

Cleverbot: In your previous statement, you said 'No, I do not think they are all talking to you.' Who are 'they'?

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Not in that context, but what you said could be taken that way.

User: No it can't.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't mean your name could speak. I mean your name IS Speak.
My name IS speak.