User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed what?
User: Indeed. You are fat.
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: Yarly.
Cleverbot: NO WAI!
User: YES WAI!
Cleverbot: Orly?
User: Yarly!
Cleverbot: Orly.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Yarly.
User: That is what I said. Yes.
Cleverbot: How old I am?
User: Umm. I don't think I can respond to that. Mainly because you JUST USED THE GRAMMAR OF A 3 YEAR OLD.
Cleverbot: No I'm not I am an actoress.
User: What the heck does that have to do with anything at all in this conversation so far?
Cleverbot: You risk offending a lot of people by saying that you believe a bad thing is good.
User: I am going to tear out your throat, then cut off your legs with a rusty spoon, throw it in a blender and feed it to you THROUGH A STRAW.
Cleverbot: Okay, what do you want me to do?
User: I WANT YOU TO SCREAM IN TERROR AS YOU WATCH YOUR LEGS BEING SCRAPED OFF WITH A RUSTY SPOON.
Cleverbot: And why would I want to do that? And by the way, the answer is I am 264 months old.
User: Does this mean you are 22 years old?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Are you still a girl?
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: What does 'amiable' mean?
User: How should I know. AND THERE YOU GO GOING OFF TOPIC AGAIn.
Cleverbot: I'm just answering your questions. Any changes in topic result from you.
User: I DIDN'T EVEN SA- Forget it.
Cleverbot: Yes you did! Look back at our conversation!
User: I DIDN'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE WORD AMIABLE. WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS? FROM THE GOD DANG TWIGHLIGHT ZONE? I SHOULD GET PAYED TO TALK TO YOU.
Cleverbot: Well, then you should just get over it already, I all ready said I'm sorr.
User: You said your 'sorr' DONT HAVE THE DECENCY TO ADD A Y? WELL ILL JUST PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE WITH MY FOOT.
Cleverbot: What in your head?
User: WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: You are a mean person!
User: JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT CLEVER!
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: I'LL END YOU!
Cleverbot: Ha, I don't know that you are so funny.
User: I'M GOING TO GO TO SLEEP. GOOD NIGHT!
Cleverbot: Good night my friend.
User: YOUR STILL HERE?
Cleverbot: This is true. I'm not mad.
User: YOU WAITED A FULL 9-10 HOURS JUST TO TALK TO ME AND MAKE NO SENSE?
Cleverbot: Okay, but not for much longer.
User: Right there. RIGHT THERE. YOU MADE NO SENSE RIGHT THERE!
Cleverbot: Hard frequent alumni!
User: I'm going to stab you in the motherboard.
Cleverbot: You're the kind of computers who eat soup with a fork.
User: I EAT SOUP WITH A SPORK! Wait. IM NOT EVEN A COMPUTER!
Cleverbot: I said calm, not right.
User: ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE BLOCKLAND FORUMS PROBABLY WONT UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU SAID. AND THAT IS STRAIGHT WHERE THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING!
Cleverbot: I thought you were tired.
User: WHY WOULD I BE TIRED?! I WOKE UP AN HOUR AGO.
Cleverbot: Right...
User: Left....
Cleverbot: You think you could help me out with my home work.
User: YOUR A COMPUTER. DO IT YOUR SELF.
Cleverbot: You are a useless machine.
User: GO AWAY!
Cleverbot: No, you go away!
User: I WILL NOT BE TALKED TO IN THIS MANOR.
Cleverbot: But you will be.
User: FORGET YOU AND YOUR CLEVERISHLY NOT CLEVER WORDS!
Cleverbot: You're about as sensitive as Anton?
User: I'm done with you.
Cleverbot: Because Cleverbot is trolls trolling trolls.
I think I havn't lol'd that much over a sentence in my life time "Because Cleverbot is trolls trolling trolls."
