Describe Jesus's Computer

[SupremeCommander]

I say Jesus would have one of those normal computers like the one in Evan Almighty where he has a program which grants prayers, but only a demo version, because God has the full version

I'm sorry, but you have sent the maximum number of miracles per day. Please upgrade your edition of Clouds Operating System to Deity version for only 24 points of fevour.
We accept edifices and direct worship, but no cheques.

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[Niliscro]

It runs games so smoothly that the screen melts sometimes.

But his screen is the universe!  Guys, quick, tell Jesus not to run any more games D:

[The Russian]

Jesus's computer is Alienware

[dkamm65]

Jesus's computer is Alienware

You mean like how only idiots buy into the sugar-coated bullstuff?

[Rughugger]

Jesus' computer never needs an important update. It's already running on Windows Infinity the final perfect OS ever devised by the minds of Heaven and Earth.

People in hell get Macs and PS3s with no games.

[Bisjac]

i bet jesus owns an ipad
because he is forsaken lol

[Travis [bob36455]]

Jesus's computer beats GLaDos by far.

[Madmitten]

His computer has his own OS
GODLY(tm)
he is in the top scoreboard at every game.
and he has a ps3 with games

[Tom Gunn]

Jesus plays "The Devil May Cry."

[Anti-Block]

Jesus doesn't watch research.
He gets a boner from looking at his computers specs.

[ChexGuy331]

i bet jesus owns an ipad
because he is forsaken lol

http://www.wowwiki.com/Forsaken